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By Anonymous - 09/04/2009 19:46 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The TV was on with the volume low, as we had been too preoccupied to turn it off. All of a sudden, my boyfriend stopped mid-thrust. He was watching the TV. House MD was on. He'd stopped to watch the differential diagnosis. FML
I agree, your life sucks 69 437
You deserved it 15 285

Same thing different taste

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mewzik 0

Well House is an addicting show... i feel like i've read so many versions of this one already

I'm sorry, but House is unsurpassable. Nothing can or ever will beat it.

Comments

#30 - "irregardless" isn't a word. Intelligence, get some. TV, no matter what show, isn't better than sex. But men can't multitask and are easily distracted, so you should have known to turn the TV off.

What do you expect when the TV is on? The answer is to turn the TV off if it bothers you so much! If you have sex so infrequently that one distraction bothers you so much, well... that sucks worse. :-p

Definetly something I would do. It's such a good show

I voted YDI because: 1) House is an awesome show. 2) You said, "All of the sudden."

#137 is right ^_^ YDI, besides it is you that should have calmed down a bit to watch the diagnosis as well, come on...it is important stuff, one of these days you will probably need to remember one of those for whatever random reason, but you won't be able to remember because you were too busy getting your rocks off. Besides having a boyfriend you can get laid whenever you want, don't be surprised if House takes precedence.

WTF is wrong with you people when you get old you have plenty of time to see tv shows, young people that still have tight bodies instead of ******* the shit out of each other watch tv shows instead... omfv i apologize to all but I can't be with a girl that I like without a almost constant boner, so either you are a ugly one or your boyfriend is a fail, FYL either way because it's not your fault anyway

absolutely and completely acceptable.

I agree with comments here, but I wouldn't have started the intercourse knowing House is on.

I'm a girl and get distracted quite easily. I would have done the same exact thing! Turn off the TV! I'd let my fiance know it was his own damn fault for leaving the TV on if that ever happened...