Sex, TV shows and Intimacy: Fascinated

Fascinated

By Anonymous - 09/04/2009 19:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The TV was on with the volume low, as we had been too preoccupied to turn it off. All of a sudden, my boyfriend stopped mid-thrust. He was watching the TV. House MD was on. He'd stopped to watch the differential diagnosis. FML

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By Jenny - 31/03/2009 00:06 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. All of a sudden he jumped off of me, going "shit, shit!". Worried, i asked him what was wrong. He shouted "I forgot to set my TiVO!" FML

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Moving

By happyasaclam - 19/02/2009 00:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were hooking up while watching a movie. Just as I was getting really into it, he told me to move my head. He couldn't see the television. FML

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By erjazo - 31/12/2013 21:19 - United States - Morris

Today, I was watching TV with my husband, and he started getting frisky. When the commercial break started, we started having sex. When he came, there were still two commercials left before the show resumed. FML

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You deserved it 6 858

Man City

By EpicBunBun - 10/05/2017 18:00

Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, I thought he went to change the music on his phone. He'd actually stopped mid-action just to check sports scores. FML

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By Kwalker3 - 06/05/2012 06:39 - United States - Tracy

Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML

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By unwantedlove - 25/02/2011 18:36 - France

Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML

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You deserved it 6 912

Movie night

By uncomfortable - 12/03/2009 00:20 - Canada

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents. It got to an intense sex scene. I felt grateful when I saw his father reaching for the remote to fastforward past the scene. He put it into slowmotion. We watched in silence for about 3 minutes before he managed to fix it. FML

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Disinterested

By lily - 13/09/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML

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By Judy69 - 07/04/2012 07:04 - United States - Dekalb

Today, things were getting heated between me and the guy I like, and we were about to have sex. I told him to turn the TV off so we can get started. His response? "But I like this show." FML

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You deserved it 6 034

By fishruinsex - 08/12/2010 08:46

Today, I was messing around in my boyfriend's pants while watching TV. He was totally absorbed in the fishing show that was on. When the guy lost a fish, he got so disappointed that he became completely flaccid. FML

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mewzik 0

Friday 10 April 2009 1:52

Well House is an addicting show... i feel like i've read so many versions of this one already

TheThirdLevel 0

Friday 10 April 2009 1:53

I'm sorry, but House is unsurpassable. Nothing can or ever will beat it.

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ohcrapitsme 0

Monday 13 April 2009 10:51

RIP KUTNER. It's your fault for leaving House on. Sorry! hahaha.

tipple 0

Monday 13 April 2009 11:38

#196 - (dons grammar-nazi cap). Ok, since you brought the topic up... 1. "Realise" is the English (as opposed to the American) way of spelling that word. You may not have known before, but you do now. And you could have checked in a dictionary to see if it's an accepted alternative spelling before correcting someone else. 2. "you spelled xyz wong" is actually grammatically incorrect. You are using "wrong" to qualify a verb ("spelled"), and so you must use an adverb. Adverbs are easy in English and its derivatives, as they always end with "ly". So, the grammatically correct way to have written that would have been: "you spelled realize wrongly", although it would probably sound more idiomatically correct to write "you spelled realize incorrectly". 3. Of course, this doesn't change the fact that you got your facts wrong in the first place.

thekreeperkeeper 0

Monday 13 April 2009 22:24

hey, if he stayed hard the whole time, i think you may have to consider it a compliment... silver lining!

coggs 0

Monday 13 April 2009 23:53

i have to agree with the consensus here... house comes before all

L_O_T_M 0

Monday 13 April 2009 23:56

#33 haha but House is more important than sex, next time just give him a bj

musicismylife16 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 3:23

my boyfriend has done that to me with THE SAME SHOW!!!!

facepalm12345 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 20:57

May I suggest sit-ups? If that doesn't work, try a paper bag.

jessied112 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 2:27

Sorry, but House ownes all. House is an awesome show, and I'm sure after the show he'd love to finish with you, but, it's HOUSE!

jessied112 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 2:26

Yeah, sorry, but House pwned you this time. I love House, and I'd also do the same thing. BTW, poor Kutner, for, well, you know, for what happened. But House ownes all, sorry, but it's true