Sex, TV shows and Intimacy: Fascinated

Fascinated

By Anonymous - 09/04/2009 19:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The TV was on with the volume low, as we had been too preoccupied to turn it off. All of a sudden, my boyfriend stopped mid-thrust. He was watching the TV. House MD was on. He'd stopped to watch the differential diagnosis. FML

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You deserved it 15 281

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By Jenny - 31/03/2009 00:06 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. All of a sudden he jumped off of me, going "shit, shit!". Worried, i asked him what was wrong. He shouted "I forgot to set my TiVO!" FML

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You deserved it 8 717

Moving

By happyasaclam - 19/02/2009 00:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were hooking up while watching a movie. Just as I was getting really into it, he told me to move my head. He couldn't see the television. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 096

You deserved it 6 052

By erjazo - 31/12/2013 21:19 - United States - Morris

Today, I was watching TV with my husband, and he started getting frisky. When the commercial break started, we started having sex. When he came, there were still two commercials left before the show resumed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 286

You deserved it 6 858

Man City

By EpicBunBun - 10/05/2017 18:00

Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, I thought he went to change the music on his phone. He'd actually stopped mid-action just to check sports scores. FML

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You deserved it 719

By Kwalker3 - 06/05/2012 06:39 - United States - Tracy

Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML

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You deserved it 4 159

By unwantedlove - 25/02/2011 18:36 - France

Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 159

You deserved it 6 912

Movie night

By uncomfortable - 12/03/2009 00:20 - Canada

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents. It got to an intense sex scene. I felt grateful when I saw his father reaching for the remote to fastforward past the scene. He put it into slowmotion. We watched in silence for about 3 minutes before he managed to fix it. FML

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You deserved it 5 612

Disinterested

By lily - 13/09/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 379

You deserved it 347

By Judy69 - 07/04/2012 07:04 - United States - Dekalb

Today, things were getting heated between me and the guy I like, and we were about to have sex. I told him to turn the TV off so we can get started. His response? "But I like this show." FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 620

You deserved it 6 034

By fishruinsex - 08/12/2010 08:46

Today, I was messing around in my boyfriend's pants while watching TV. He was totally absorbed in the fishing show that was on. When the guy lost a fish, he got so disappointed that he became completely flaccid. FML

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You deserved it 6 001

mewzik 0

Friday 10 April 2009 1:52

Well House is an addicting show... i feel like i've read so many versions of this one already

TheThirdLevel 0

Friday 10 April 2009 1:53

I'm sorry, but House is unsurpassable. Nothing can or ever will beat it.

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sash_fml 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 4:46

lol i wonder what episode it was...i would of done the same thing if i wasnt enjoying the sex ahahahaha

gowitdaflow 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 8:15

TOTAL win for your boyfriend...and House. (For the record, I'm a girl and I would do the same exact thing. Sex is awesome but House is just AMAZING. Besides, Hugh Laurie turns me on. ;D ) For all those commentors (most likely girls) who are outraged and saying men don't have short attention spans: WATCH IT. There are only a couple of AWESOME shows on tv and House is most definitely one of them. It's not about the men...it's just the awesomeness of the show, ya dig? #68, you explained House in the most eloquent of terms. From now on, that is how I shall explain my love of House.

omgitsseejay 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 8:58

man, house cockblocked you?

orangecrayon57 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 4:23

well... I did feel bad until I realized that he was watching house. while that sucks for you, house IS awesome.

Twixnumber2 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 5:57

LOL I Totally know someone who would do that

fdsaeiilatan 0

Monday 20 April 2009 3:09

... Well, house is a pretty awesome show... I wouldnt blame him...

orangetang 0

Monday 20 April 2009 8:50

I'm sorry, but there's not much that's hotter than Hugh Laurie.

xsydbabyx 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 18:14

Um, because House is awsm. I mean c'mon! And the diagnosis' are always monopolysistictheosisperiocarditalitis. Or something super-long but treatable. No one ever dies on House. Greys Anatomy > House > sex

xsydbabyx 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 18:24

House is spr srs bzns.

jeff_8605 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 20:14

Srry 234, but Greys Anatomy takes precedence over NOTHING. Terrible show. I'd have BAD sex before I'd sit and waste 60 min of my life with that crap. hahaha