Sex, TV shows and Intimacy: Fascinated

Fascinated

By Anonymous - 09/04/2009 19:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The TV was on with the volume low, as we had been too preoccupied to turn it off. All of a sudden, my boyfriend stopped mid-thrust. He was watching the TV. House MD was on. He'd stopped to watch the differential diagnosis. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Jenny - 31/03/2009 00:06 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. All of a sudden he jumped off of me, going "shit, shit!". Worried, i asked him what was wrong. He shouted "I forgot to set my TiVO!" FML

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Moving

By happyasaclam - 19/02/2009 00:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were hooking up while watching a movie. Just as I was getting really into it, he told me to move my head. He couldn't see the television. FML

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By erjazo - 31/12/2013 21:19 - United States - Morris

Today, I was watching TV with my husband, and he started getting frisky. When the commercial break started, we started having sex. When he came, there were still two commercials left before the show resumed. FML

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You deserved it 6 858

Man City

By EpicBunBun - 10/05/2017 18:00

Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, I thought he went to change the music on his phone. He'd actually stopped mid-action just to check sports scores. FML

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By Kwalker3 - 06/05/2012 06:39 - United States - Tracy

Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML

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By unwantedlove - 25/02/2011 18:36 - France

Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML

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You deserved it 6 912

Movie night

By uncomfortable - 12/03/2009 00:20 - Canada

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents. It got to an intense sex scene. I felt grateful when I saw his father reaching for the remote to fastforward past the scene. He put it into slowmotion. We watched in silence for about 3 minutes before he managed to fix it. FML

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Disinterested

By lily - 13/09/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML

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By Judy69 - 07/04/2012 07:04 - United States - Dekalb

Today, things were getting heated between me and the guy I like, and we were about to have sex. I told him to turn the TV off so we can get started. His response? "But I like this show." FML

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You deserved it 6 034

By fishruinsex - 08/12/2010 08:46

Today, I was messing around in my boyfriend's pants while watching TV. He was totally absorbed in the fishing show that was on. When the guy lost a fish, he got so disappointed that he became completely flaccid. FML

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mewzik 0

Friday 10 April 2009 1:52

Well House is an addicting show... i feel like i've read so many versions of this one already

TheThirdLevel 0

Friday 10 April 2009 1:53

I'm sorry, but House is unsurpassable. Nothing can or ever will beat it.

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DeathScythe_fml 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 0:51

House > Sex with you

2_meter_O 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 8:56

i would watch walker over greys, but give me house over most sex

dantheman_fml 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 19:21

#234... theres 1 episode that someone dies... the whole episode is about the person dying tho.... SHIT GET UR HOUSE FACTS RIGHT

hipalbatross 0

Friday 24 April 2009 1:14

#234 and #239 a COUPLE people have died on house. ps, id do the same thing, id probably laugh at somethin house said also so itd be even worse for the girlfriend.

bobbydakid 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 9:07

i dont get it, were you...suprised?

letter_fml 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 8:25

If your name is Abby. It's your own darn fault. Boys don't have respect for girls who ask for sex. Especially when they're still virgins and constantly keep asking them "when are we going to". Not to be disrespectful, only honest: you're a *****. If this isn't Abby my apoligies, you're most likely not a *****. That's mean for him to do that. But if it IS Abby, hunny bun, you deserved it. That's what you get for being a *****.