Love: Felicia doesn't approve

Felicia doesn't approve

By uneek_3225 - 22/10/2009 05:53 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I met his mother for lunch to discuss wedding plans. When we got there, I went to the bathroom to wash my hands. I heard a woman talking on her cell phone in the stall about her son's "disgusting, slutty girlfriend." The toilet flushed and my future mother-in-law walked out. FML

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By storyofmylife - 23/02/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML

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Privacy

By whyme27 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - South Bend

Today, I was talking on the phone to my crush so I went into the bathroom for some privacy. My drunk mother started banging on the door, asking what I was doing in there. I told her that I was on the phone, so she yelled super loud, "While you're shitting?" He immediately hung up. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2014 04:49 - United States - Houston

Today, I met my future mother-in-law. All went well; she complimented my dress, and I complimented her haircut. Then she and her son had a screaming match over how our children will be fat because of their mother. FML

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By thanksmom - 09/01/2013 19:57 - United States - Tucson

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML

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Shock and awe

By Embarassed Girl - 14/07/2022 02:00

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2016 08:53 - Denmark

Today, I called my mom to make sure she could attend on the wedding day my fiancé and I had discussed. She started off with criticizing the venue we considered, then went on to criticize my fiancé, and then stated she would under no circumstances help out, but demanded to pick my wedding dress. FML

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By BrisbaneCoop - 04/04/2011 17:13 - Australia

Today, my fiancé and I visited his family for dinner. The entire time I was there, his mother and sister had an in depth conversation about how attractive his ex girlfriends were and how they got along with them so well. FML

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Welcoming

By Anonymous - 06/06/2014 15:45 - Australia

Today, I was having lunch with my fiancé's family. After he excused himself to use the bathroom, his grandmother glared at me, sneered, "I never liked you" and kept eating while the others smirked. When my fiancé returned, everyone pretended nothing had happened. FML

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Smells like teen shit

By great 1st impression - 25/05/2014 16:09 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. I had to use the bathroom part way through, and ended up taking the foulest dump of my life. I cracked open a window on my way out, but my boyfriend's dad went in soon after, quickly retching and booming, "What the fuck?!" FML

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By impatient amy - 27/01/2009 14:23 - Ireland

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I had bad stomach cramps so I asked if I could use the bathroom. After half an hour, I flushed the toilet, it backs up and floods the bathroom. To make things worse, when I opened the door, I slipped on the wet tiles. FML

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around_the_world 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 12:28

Gives you more reason to move into some other country so she shall never again see her future grandchildren's faces. Ever. She'll be ever so pissed but look who will win in the long run. ;D

powermad80 2

Thursday 22 October 2009 12:36

welcome to the world of mother-in-laws.

Comments

drmike_fml 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 23:31

that does suuuuuuck I sorry :/

spartan_girl 0

Friday 23 October 2009 0:06

aww, I like my in-laws. they're different from my own family, but they like me and I like them so just find a girl that has a nice family and marry her! (jk)

MacintoshDima 0

Friday 23 October 2009 0:33

Lol. "Oh don't worry hun... I was just uhh... Talking about my other son!"

wildxchild 0

Friday 23 October 2009 5:42

who takes a dump while talking on the phone?!

sopranosongbird_fml 0

Friday 23 October 2009 18:36

Rude, inconsiderate people with poor hygiene.

embarrassedsis 0

Friday 23 October 2009 6:14

well...........are you disgusting and/or slutty???

Ninjaface 0

Friday 23 October 2009 10:27

That's what you get for suggesting a giant furry orgy for the reception. Sick freak.

Tyrie 0

Friday 23 October 2009 18:13

Ouchy.

armyguy612 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 0:22

KEEEP YO LEGS CLOSED!

jonny2x4 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 3:48

SLUTTY= HOT You MUST be hot. You've gotta be hot if she says you look slutty.

JessiGoose 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 23:49

I'd say this is an FML for HER because she was caught talking shit about you. But really, **** her. I'm sure you're not slutty and disgusting. She's probably just jealous.