Fight Club

By x_o - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Hungary - Öttevény

Today, it was my first day at my new job. I had to break up two fistfights, then leave work early with a black eye. This is not what I had in mind when I applied to work at a retirement home. FML
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Alihb 16

God, there REALLY needs to be an old people category

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ThorneCrossed 9

Never doubt the left hook of an old woman. They are natures greatest fighters.

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ThorneCrossed 9

Never doubt the left hook of an old woman. They are natures greatest fighters.

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alexwow1 13

I went to a retirement home for running they chase you to your home and say so much shit to your grandparents

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iBanana 17

I think he meant he got run out of a retirement home by the residents.. But if they can't run what would it be? Wheeled out..?

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fuckyourlifeOP 25

No kidding. I know if somebody broke into my grandmas house, she would beat their ******* ass. She's not the person to mess with lol

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Fluffasuars_Rawr 15

Same here #42. For a 64 year old lady she sure can put up a fight!

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TheCanucklehead 22

We had a 70 year old lady beat up an intruder in my neighbourhood. He ran screaming

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bandeek 30

My parents are 67 and 70, but i don't think of them as old...

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kakarot2 11

64 isnt really that old. my dad is probably stronger than most people my age.

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SwaggCapone 11

Grannies gone wild

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Alihb 16

God, there REALLY needs to be an old people category

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ViRepz 28

Seniors strike again!

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PterodactylMan 23

Episode 5: Revenge of the Seniors

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Allennis44 16

Saw XII: The Seniors

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Elfkid21 19

is watch that. lol

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iazy9 14

I imagine it would be very hectic.

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MickiJ 20

Senior Citizens are sweet but badass. Watch out OP.

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30361 10

'Senior smackdown' ... If that was a game, I'd play it all the time

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Zimmington 21

this just makes me think of that new "Ridiculousness" episode with the old ladies fighting

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flashback.miss 28

The elderly are a blast, aren't they? But I agree: old people stories are getting so insane they need there own category on here. XD Hopefully your eye heals soon, OP.

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gameofthrones_fml 12

#4 I also hope the eye in your picture heals soon...or goes away because it freaks me out every time!

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andits 21

Old people can be very evil sometimes. Retirement home have worst ones!!

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ballettillidie 8

Well now you know, old people are insane...

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muckluck 8

Don't even try to break up old veteran fights

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UnluckyGenius 21

How much you want to bet it was a WW2 vet?

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gc327072 30

"Come at me! I've been wanting to do this since the Nixon administration!"

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kee_breezy32 34

they should make a FML video about this! (:

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Blackcatluck 19

And here we see two old males in their natural habitat fighting for territory and the right to be first in bowling , and there comes a youngling to separate them, a grievous mistake leaving him injured and thinking about the dangerous task known as job chasing.

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Fluffasuars_Rawr 15

Reading that...I felt as if I was watching animal planet...

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DustyStorm 16

I heard it in an Australian accent...a whisper, as to not rouse suspicion from those being watched...

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badluckross 21

Wow that is crazy. Who threw that punch? Mike Tyson?

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SaxophoneHero 12

No, if it was Mike Tyson, OP would have lost an ear.

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