Fight Club

By x_o - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Hungary - Öttevény

Today, it was my first day at my new job. I had to break up two fistfights, then leave work early with a black eye. This is not what I had in mind when I applied to work at a retirement home. FML
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Top comments

Alihb 16

God, there REALLY needs to be an old people category

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ThorneCrossed 9

Never doubt the left hook of an old woman. They are natures greatest fighters.

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Comments

bit_fluff 27

I know how you feel dude. I work in a retirement home too.

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skulltorn 8

Life sucks, get a helmet!

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Kiro476 13

What kind of retirement home are you working at?!

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ArtinHopar 16

I could swear the same FML was posted a couple months ago..

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jaimie652 12

sorry to hear that o.p. but at least you have a job appreciate that part.

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zoidberg666 3

Next time, quit grabbing ol' grandma's ****

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JokersHQ 21

Really sorry that the job isn't what you expected. However, at least you can't say that it's not boring?

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FailBear920 19

Sorry op, sometimes I rock out to hard.

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webbface 25

Lol old people are not very peaceful haha

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Spazz420 7

Welcome to The Wonderful World of Dementia

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