My ex and Love: Fight your own battles - FML

Fight your own battles

By Anonymous - 01/09/2011 07:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML

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Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML

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Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML

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Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML

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Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

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By messyfamily - 19/09/2010 07:31 - Australia

Today, I had to listen to my mother flirting on the phone with my dad's new girlfriend's ex-husband. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 12:08 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML

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By segal1010 - 28/02/2013 00:27 - United States - Potomac

Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML

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ShadowLord 3

Thursday 1 September 2011 11:53

Well as long as he's not texting her his dick...

Friaza 29

Thursday 1 September 2011 12:03

That's what mums are for :P

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acazz 0

Friday 2 September 2011 0:30

What a good mom!!!

Carriiee_fml 3

Friday 2 September 2011 0:45

I'd Love That! Thats A Good Mum You Got There!

y33katelynballa 0

Friday 2 September 2011 1:11

Your moms such a bro! Be grateful

lovemycowboys 3

Friday 2 September 2011 1:22

Lol!!! Sounds like something I would do!!

kelsee727 4

Friday 2 September 2011 1:34

Lol. Wish mine would.

kirkg21 3

Friday 2 September 2011 1:46

You have an awesome mum! You should be proud OP!

HappyPickles 11

Friday 2 September 2011 2:18

I think your Mum is awesome! Of course, it's not clear why you think this is an FML? Perhaps he's your ex because he broke up with you, and you were hoping to fix it - in which case, it seems your Mum either doesn't know; or is trying to avoid that :o)

tabarnak_fml 7

Friday 2 September 2011 2:32

Way to go Mom!!!!! Yeah!!!!

cleolappost 0

Friday 2 September 2011 3:00

you have an awesome mom for caring about u....

LA_plowboy_bunny 0

Friday 2 September 2011 3:16

Happened to me too! Lol fml

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