Awkward, Public freakouts and Miscellaneous: Fighting talk

Fighting talk

By bathroomblunder - 07/03/2010 02:38 - Canada

Today, I went to Starbucks to use the bathroom. After I knocked on the door and turned the handle, a little old lady ripped the door open and yelled, "I WAS TAKING A DUMP. YOU WANNA COME IN AND WIPE MY SHIT? DO YOU?!" and then continued to ask me the same question for five minutes. FML

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By no one - 02/06/2020 14:00

Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML

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By shyshy96679 - 20/06/2011 22:42 - United States

Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML

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Take a break

By Anonymous - 04/05/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML

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Weirdo

By ReineXre - 15/06/2016 00:00

Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML

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On the can

By Mortified - 31/03/2020 14:00

Today, I was using the bathroom at Costco when a janitor forced my door open so she could mop, then didn't bother to close it again. Apparently, the handicapped stall was too big for her to see me sitting in the corner, and I had to awkwardly squat-walk all the way to the door to close it. FML

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Sorry!

By rabid_otaku - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Sycamore

Today, I had to stop at a gas station to go to the bathroom. A sign on the door told people to knock since the door didn't lock. As I was peeing, a lady walked in on me. Rather than simply saying sorry and shutting the damn door, she opened it wider and stepped in to apologize. FML

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By Wrongtoilet - 12/07/2010 08:28 - Singapore

Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML

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Concentrate

By um…ew - 14/01/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, my friend and I were having a conversation in the ladies’ room. Suddenly, we hear banging from one of the stalls and, “Can you talk somewhere else? Some of us are trying to poop.” FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2015 02:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had to use the bathroom really badly in a drug store. After I did a #2, just as I realized the handle on the toilet was broken, a knock came at the door. I tried fixing it for ten minutes, before slipping out the door, to come face to face with two employees coming to fix the toilet. FML

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Not now!

By Anonymous - 18/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, my mom decided to infodump on me as I came home needing to take a shit. She wouldn't stop talking and calling me back when I tried to walk off. I couldn't get a word in, and she was ignoring my gestures. She's now calling me disrespectful because I finally ran off and dropped a loud one in the toilet. FML

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strandedinalimo 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 9:08

DO YOU??

Quest_ 13

Sunday 7 March 2010 9:09

YDI for being one of those people who don't wait for a response after knocking and before entering. Knocking means "Is it okay if I come in?", not "I'M COMING IN NOW!!!"

Comments

omgwtffmmfl 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 14:14

I can't wait to get old!

KyleSays1 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 14:16

lolol smackadho yep

The_Norwegian 2

Sunday 7 March 2010 14:26

I love you #15.

paperisuseful 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 14:34

lol I agree. you should of cussed her off and left.

vivienmleigh 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 14:45

You deserve it for going into Starbucks!

jaleete123 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 14:48

hey , whats op mean ???????:)

astro_plastic 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 14:53

Optimus Prime.

astro_plastic 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 16:31

You're wrong.

Thunderbender 2

Tuesday 9 March 2010 23:23

Wtf site have you been going to #83, It meas Optimus Prime.

coldblood 4

Wednesday 12 May 2010 3:59

no it means optional period (wtf?)

artemisrox98 10

Wednesday 13 October 2010 3:01

orange pterodactyl

weavernate 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 15:14

so why did you keep the door open for the next five minutes?

CallMeHush 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 15:21

Tell her she should be at home praying for a happy and quiet death.

frostie 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 15:33

bathroomblunder just tell the old lady stfu and it was an accident, since she wasnt competent enough to lock the door which lead to this whole situation.

marquisallover 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 16:10

ahahahahahahahahahahaha yo dude your life got problems little old ladies want you to wipe their ass that's serious i would look to see what's currently wrong in my life when old lady ask me to wipe her ass for five minute's straight