Final push

By satisfied88 - 02/06/2011 14:49

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Today, I had an orgasm for the first time in almost three months. My husband was beaming, saying he had given it his all and was ecstatic that he had finally satisfied me. But to be honest, I'd remembered we had a bag of potato chips in the kitchen. FML
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doc_j 0

what in the world. a bag a chips? break it to ur husband that hes never gonna do it for you unless he cums skittles in ur mouth from now on

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khaya 9

What would you do for a bag of jelly beans?

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MeggiRose 0

Sounds like you should go get Lay-ed. Lol!

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jadenstigman 0

if you can get off on a bag of chips. Then I'm surprised Ur husband can even find your vag under the rolls.

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Leftieswillrule 3

chips you say? maybe he can't please you due the the cavernous magnitude of your loose schoobedoobe. fatty

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0308090 0

you're mrs. potato head and would rather have a frenchfry than a dick?

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imperialtl 12

why can't you give the credit to your man? do you know how ridiculously hard it is to believe that the thought of a bag of chips made you ******? just be nice and give him the credit he deserves tubby

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