Final push

By satisfied88 - 02/06/2011 14:49

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Today, I had an orgasm for the first time in almost three months. My husband was beaming, saying he had given it his all and was ecstatic that he had finally satisfied me. But to be honest, I'd remembered we had a bag of potato chips in the kitchen. FML
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doc_j 0

what in the world. a bag a chips? break it to ur husband that hes never gonna do it for you unless he cums skittles in ur mouth from now on

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khaya 9

What would you do for a bag of jelly beans?

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TKrisha_fml 5

I don't know what worse, you get an organism over food or that your husband xan't give you an orgasim

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amandabrown 1

I will never think of chips the same.

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just_a_dude_ 0

So... what kind of food got you off last time? lol I mean is the sex THAT bad?

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Ebony101 0

dude, that's really bad, but it sucks that u can't ******, I personally like watching the man cum

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rainport 0

potato chips gives u a org lol??? this is ur falt 2

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