Fire hasard

By Anonymous - 26/12/2015 18:23 - United States - Ridge

Today, I had to take my son to the ER after he badly messed up trying to light his farts on fire. FML
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stangbang92 17

Did the flame get sucked in?

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Memeosaurus 14

How does that even happen? Does he have 3rd degree burns in his butthole?

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Shmatterhorn 38

Sorry, kid did not win the Darwin Award. Maybe in the future if kid keeps doing stupid stuff.

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OldManSisyphus 9

At best, an honorable mention. You have to remove yourself from the gene pool to win a Darwin Award.

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hipposteve 21

Aloe vera might help? I hope this teaches him a lesson not to be so foolish..

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Anony2014 10

No, the kid deserved it for BEING a dumb kid. **** OP's life because they're going to have to work THAT much harder to raise their kid. Some kids just suck and do dumb shit, despite their parents' best efforts.

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YoloWhiteRSA 20

Children often copy the behavior of their parents :p

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Shmatterhorn 38

There are plenty of places where kids can see things they may want to try (but shouldn't). YouTube, Jackass, books, movies, and their friends come to mind. Yes, parents should be more influential, but do not count out others to show how to be stupid.

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katelng09 16

"Today, I had to go to the ER. Why? Because I was trying to be funny and light my farts on fire. FML"

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I_own_a_dog 11

Been waiting for the follow up on this one all day.. Will keep checking until there is one..

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AbortionSurvivor 13

My mate tried to show off by attempting this and ended up ******** himself because he tried too hard to force out a fart. He has never lived it down

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myshinynose 11

I guess you could say his plan backfired.

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Skycop_S 23

Why is nobody realizing how ridiculously amazing this pun is

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myshinynose 11

I think #3 might have used it first :c I checked to see if anyone had before I posted but I guess I missed that comment lol

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