Fire hasard

By Anonymous - 26/12/2015 18:23 - United States - Ridge

Today, I had to take my son to the ER after he badly messed up trying to light his farts on fire. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 637
You deserved it 3 068

Same thing different taste

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yankeeheel21 3

I used to do it. Usually a friend would light it for me, but I tried to roll backwards with my legs behind my head and do it solo one time. Burned my bedroom carpet. haha, I got yelled at because my ma thought it was from a cigarette. I didn't tell her the truth until years later.

Your kid is a super star hahahahahahahahaha

Wow, how old is your son? Doesn't he know that only works in cartoons?

First thing that comes to mind is South Park. "Oh my god, they killed Kenny." - Stan & Kyle "Well, I guess you can light a fart on fire, huh." - Cartman