Embarrassing, Poopoo peepee, Insects and Animals: Fire hose

Fire hose

By pissedoffandon - 06/05/2009 14:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I was taking a piss at the urinal when a fly started buzzing around my head. It started getting in my face, so I tried to swat it away. After about 10 seconds of intense swatting, I looked down to find I had pissed all over my shoes and down the front of my trousers. FML

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You deserved it 61 823

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By Anonypiss - 22/07/2015 16:21 - Canada - Pembroke

Today, I was taking a piss at a urinal when a fly started harassing me. I got so annoyed, I tried to swat it. Didn't go too well. I ended up losing control of my stream, soaking the guy beside me. He busted my face in. FML

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You deserved it 26 667

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2014 07:34 - United States - Ewa Beach

Today, I was taking a piss when a fly landed inside the urinal. I thought it would be funny to try to aim and pee on it until it flew away and I stupidly continued aiming, peeing all over the floor and the wall. Another man came in time to see it. FML

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You deserved it 54 088

By pissed off - 17/05/2014 00:33 - United States - Brentwood

Today, I was taking a piss, when a mosquito came out of nowhere and headed straight for my dick. In my startled attempt to ward it away, I pissed all over everything, including myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 708

You deserved it 14 969

By Shinobi_3 - 26/02/2010 17:43 - United States

Today, while I was eating, a fly kept pissing me off. After three minutes of it buzzing around, I caught it and killed it. Then, without realizing it, I smeared its guts all over the front of my shirt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 837

You deserved it 29 329

By TheMichaelNixon - 14/11/2009 21:37 - United States

Today, I saw a grasshopper in the urinal so I decided to pee on it. It jumped out, scared the hell out of me, and I peed all over myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 800

You deserved it 75 521

By pissfaced - 02/01/2010 13:41 - New Zealand

Today, I was trying to see how far I could get away from the toilet while pissing. Instead I tripped over backwards and pissed all over my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 129

You deserved it 73 402

By funyfunkid - 22/12/2009 19:18 - United States

Today, I saw a roach on my toilet. I thought it would be funny to pee on it. It jumped out, which scared me; I hit my head on the wall and started bleeding, then I peed all over myself and the wall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 135

You deserved it 47 944

By apparentlyawomanbeater - 20/04/2012 21:48 - Switzerland - Cadempino

Today, I was on the bus during rush hour. A fly started buzzing around my head, and I swatted at it, at the exact moment the woman beside me decided to get out of her seat and put her face straight in the path of my hand. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 029

You deserved it 3 108

By pissingcontest - 30/05/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 649

You deserved it 46 029

By stupidbug. - 09/04/2012 08:28 - Canada

Today, I thought it would be funny to pee on a small bug in the toilet. A much larger bug thought it would be funny to fly into my eye while I was doing this. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 976

You deserved it 37 010

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Wednesday 6 May 2009 20:13

Sorry, but YDI. If it had been a bee, this might be excusable, but not a fly.

STVader 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 20:23

Yeah man. I've been there. Feel your pain.

Comments

maRIAam_fml 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 20:15

Moral: Don't chace flies while you take a piss...

Mortinius 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 20:15

I have moderated so many FMLs that are funnier than this one, but which haven't made it to the front page.

Canucksftw24 6

Monday 16 July 2012 9:25

Yea but this ones relateable... Half the dudes here have done it!

DankJemo 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 20:18

Dude, you did it to yourself, but then again what man really hasn't done this at the urinal? Sure it may not have been because of a fly, but every guy happens to make this mistake at least once.

annieannie 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 20:19

a fly caused you to pee on yourself? Paha! Your a dork sorry but YDI

twilighter_644 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 20:19

fly= WIN ten minutes of intense swatting= FYL

theluckygirl28 8

Wednesday 6 May 2009 20:20

*Thank you G-d for my ******, and high tolerance level to flies*

Ubruntu 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 20:21

Learn to multitask.

STVader 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 20:23

Yeah man. I've been there. Feel your pain.

rukusrazor 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 20:27

I too have done similar. Like trying to catch something that started falling off the sink, sneezing, or idiotically: two-hand texting.

Geeky_Warrior 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 20:28

...really? I guess it's possible. But it just dazzles me that one would screw up their aim this much swatting a fly. Like #19's examples, those require movement (sans texting.. >_> ) Not saying this is fake, but really? Oh well live and learn I spose : D