Miscellaneous: First and last time

First and last time

By pixie09 - 08/11/2010 20:43 - United States

Today, I got sentenced to 20 hours community service for having a boy in my room an hour after floor hours. If I don't do the community service, I could get kicked out of the dorm and put on probation at my college. We were breaking up. FML

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You deserved it 11 639

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By smurfisurfer1 - 12/12/2011 07:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 873

You deserved it 4 933

By Anonymous - 15/11/2016 13:47

Today, my college dormitory accused me of something I didn't do, breaking a law that I never heard of, charged me $200 to fix "what I did wrong", and is forcing me to go to counciling at the school. Not only was I not on campus when it happened, but I was the one who reported the problem. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 989

You deserved it 785

By Anonymous - 07/04/2014 23:24 - United States - Pleasantville

Today, I was given a call home, a 3-day-suspension, and a week of detention in school for a "serious violation of the code of conduct." Said violation? Jogging in the middle of the hall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 434

You deserved it 4 710

Busted

By germx - 18/03/2009 04:07 - United States

Today, I was at my job in the Dean of Students office. My boss gave me some papers to copy. As I was copying, I read in a report that my boyfriend was written up for "cohabitation" (having a girl stay over) at my Catholic university. The report was from a weekend I wasn't at school. FML

I agree, your life sucks 81 398

You deserved it 4 204

By outofluckatcollege - 27/08/2016 07:33 - United States - Lewisville

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It wouldn't be so bad if we weren't stuck rooming together for the rest of a semester that hasn't even started yet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 907

You deserved it 1 464

By cmart_9 - 29/10/2013 04:24 - United States - Clayton

Today, my girlfriend got a detention for public display of affection. We go to different schools. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 195

You deserved it 4 473

Leave me alone

By notgivingup - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to serve my boyfriend's father with a restraining order. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 183

You deserved it 2 077

By creeped_out_ - 24/06/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I am currently grounded for three weeks, have no car, cell phone, or television privileges, and am not allowed to spend more than 10 minutes on the computer a day. The reason why: I was seven minutes past my 9'oclock curfew. I'm 18. FML

I agree, your life sucks 85 854

You deserved it 13 541

Thanks, but no thanks

By Anonymous - 29/09/2019 02:01

Today, I got fired from the community service I was doing out of kindness. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 480

You deserved it 295

Fake it til you make it

By freshman - 25/03/2011 23:05 - Canada

Today, to make my dorm neighbours think I'm popular, I blasted music and screamed at the top of my lungs so it sounded like I was having a party. My residence manager slapped me with a noise violation, and demanded to come in to make sure we weren't drinking. I had to explain why I was by myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 160

You deserved it 60 212

Zmeilerr 22

Tuesday 9 November 2010 1:09

it's college they need to stop treating you like little kids.

madasmercury 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 1:07

This fml confuses me :/ Why would a college be able to sentence you to community service?

Comments

distantg 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 8:57

do you go to BYU by any chance?

allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 9 November 2010 9:34

because BYU is totally in Washington...

restythestar 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 9:16

ffs it's only community service. why does it a fml? because it's cutting your facebook time?

qsdmlkj 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 9:46

is this college in Iran?

77taylah33 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 9:52

it says USA

qsdmlkj 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 14:53

i was being sarcastic. I don't understand why two adults in a free country can't talk, have sex or whatever past a certain hour. It's messed up

pdp_fml 21

Tuesday 9 November 2010 11:10

You were stupid to do that and get caught. You must have been talking too loud so someone could hear you outside of your room. Next time breakup somewhere else.

flexicano 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 11:18

Oh gosh, you broke the rules and you got punished. Suck it up. 20 hours really is not a bad punishment. It might be a good thing to stop complaining and being selfish and doing something for the community.

flexicano 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 11:26

Wow... I'm so sorry to hear that. I understand that you were in a difficult situation. However, I guess you have to understand the rules of the dorm. If they let one person break the rules, they have to do it for everyone. And I'm guessing the rules are there for a reason, although I can't imagine why. Luckily, the punishment you received is not too horrendous. You could have gotten a disciplinary hearing or something and gotten kicked out of school. I know it's not easy, but maybe try to get something enjoyable out of the community service. It might be a time to take your mind off of your break up. Either way, I am very sympathetic to your situation and I hope that my comment does not offend you in any way! Good luck! XOXOXO

Britney_0 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 11:54

You had a boy in your room, they don't care what's the reason for it. The rule states "don't have boys in your room after floor hours", not "don't have a boy in your room after floor hours, but if you're breaking up with him that's fine."