Miscellaneous: First and last time

First and last time

By pixie09 - 08/11/2010 20:43 - United States

Today, I got sentenced to 20 hours community service for having a boy in my room an hour after floor hours. If I don't do the community service, I could get kicked out of the dorm and put on probation at my college. We were breaking up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 455

You deserved it 11 644

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By smurfisurfer1 - 12/12/2011 07:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 875

You deserved it 4 933

By Anonymous - 15/11/2016 13:47

Today, my college dormitory accused me of something I didn't do, breaking a law that I never heard of, charged me $200 to fix "what I did wrong", and is forcing me to go to counciling at the school. Not only was I not on campus when it happened, but I was the one who reported the problem. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 991

You deserved it 785

By Anonymous - 07/04/2014 23:24 - United States - Pleasantville

Today, I was given a call home, a 3-day-suspension, and a week of detention in school for a "serious violation of the code of conduct." Said violation? Jogging in the middle of the hall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 435

You deserved it 4 710

Busted

By germx - 18/03/2009 04:07 - United States

Today, I was at my job in the Dean of Students office. My boss gave me some papers to copy. As I was copying, I read in a report that my boyfriend was written up for "cohabitation" (having a girl stay over) at my Catholic university. The report was from a weekend I wasn't at school. FML

I agree, your life sucks 81 400

You deserved it 4 205

By outofluckatcollege - 27/08/2016 07:33 - United States - Lewisville

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It wouldn't be so bad if we weren't stuck rooming together for the rest of a semester that hasn't even started yet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 908

You deserved it 1 464

By cmart_9 - 29/10/2013 04:24 - United States - Clayton

Today, my girlfriend got a detention for public display of affection. We go to different schools. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 199

You deserved it 4 473

Leave me alone

By notgivingup - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to serve my boyfriend's father with a restraining order. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 187

You deserved it 2 077

By creeped_out_ - 24/06/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I am currently grounded for three weeks, have no car, cell phone, or television privileges, and am not allowed to spend more than 10 minutes on the computer a day. The reason why: I was seven minutes past my 9'oclock curfew. I'm 18. FML

I agree, your life sucks 85 857

You deserved it 13 541

Thanks, but no thanks

By Anonymous - 29/09/2019 02:01

Today, I got fired from the community service I was doing out of kindness. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 481

You deserved it 295

Fake it til you make it

By freshman - 25/03/2011 23:05 - Canada

Today, to make my dorm neighbours think I'm popular, I blasted music and screamed at the top of my lungs so it sounded like I was having a party. My residence manager slapped me with a noise violation, and demanded to come in to make sure we weren't drinking. I had to explain why I was by myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 160

You deserved it 60 225

Zmeilerr 22

Tuesday 9 November 2010 1:09

it's college they need to stop treating you like little kids.

madasmercury 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 1:07

This fml confuses me :/ Why would a college be able to sentence you to community service?

Comments

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Wednesday 12 October 2011 0:38

That sucks but YDI for breaking the rules, even if you were just breaking up with the guy. It's called a telephone - use it so you don't break the rules by having the guy in your room after hours. Stupid rules but the college probably doesn't want to be held responsible for a bunch of girls getting pregnant or raped or something else they fear will happen if guys are in a girl's room after a certain time.

odd_one23 4

Thursday 15 December 2011 16:54

you mean they had to break yall up

jkw11d 8

Sunday 9 September 2012 17:25

its not a real college...

btcrusin 11

Saturday 2 November 2013 15:49

Just because something bad happens that means the rules don't apply for you?

quackImapenguin 16

Saturday 28 December 2013 11:44

I approve of you breaking arbitrary rules! Seriously people, it's pathetic that you're all such rule-followers. If there's a good reason for the rule to be in place such as safety or being considerate of others than of course you should follow the rule, but if it's arbitrary, then it's dumb to let it have any power over you. If the OP was being loud, then YDI for interrupting people's sleep because quiet hours do have a purpose, but if they were being quiet, then FYL.

lalaney 14

Wednesday 23 April 2014 0:05

Do you go to Northwest University? I went there for a year and went crazy from all the born again Christians. I hope you get out of there, fast.

Scynistr 20

Monday 1 September 2014 4:29

Rules are rules.. Tough luck. YDI. It doesn't matter the scenario.. Rules don't stop being rules just because you're having a tough time.

fantasyworld 37

Friday 5 December 2014 20:13

You knew the rules but why would you go to a school that has rules like that? You're adults.

Why_me499 21

Monday 31 August 2015 6:56

I'm sorry OP but you deserve that one. you knew the rules. and it's not like it was just a few minutes after the floor hours. this was a whole hour. you broke the rule, you do your time. tho I do pity you for the excessive punishment.