Miscellaneous: First and last time

First and last time

By pixie09 - 08/11/2010 20:43 - United States

Today, I got sentenced to 20 hours community service for having a boy in my room an hour after floor hours. If I don't do the community service, I could get kicked out of the dorm and put on probation at my college. We were breaking up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 455

You deserved it 11 644

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By smurfisurfer1 - 12/12/2011 07:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 875

You deserved it 4 933

By Anonymous - 15/11/2016 13:47

Today, my college dormitory accused me of something I didn't do, breaking a law that I never heard of, charged me $200 to fix "what I did wrong", and is forcing me to go to counciling at the school. Not only was I not on campus when it happened, but I was the one who reported the problem. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 991

You deserved it 785

By Anonymous - 07/04/2014 23:24 - United States - Pleasantville

Today, I was given a call home, a 3-day-suspension, and a week of detention in school for a "serious violation of the code of conduct." Said violation? Jogging in the middle of the hall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 435

You deserved it 4 710

Busted

By germx - 18/03/2009 04:07 - United States

Today, I was at my job in the Dean of Students office. My boss gave me some papers to copy. As I was copying, I read in a report that my boyfriend was written up for "cohabitation" (having a girl stay over) at my Catholic university. The report was from a weekend I wasn't at school. FML

I agree, your life sucks 81 400

You deserved it 4 205

By outofluckatcollege - 27/08/2016 07:33 - United States - Lewisville

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It wouldn't be so bad if we weren't stuck rooming together for the rest of a semester that hasn't even started yet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 908

You deserved it 1 464

By cmart_9 - 29/10/2013 04:24 - United States - Clayton

Today, my girlfriend got a detention for public display of affection. We go to different schools. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 199

You deserved it 4 473

Leave me alone

By notgivingup - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to serve my boyfriend's father with a restraining order. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 187

You deserved it 2 077

By creeped_out_ - 24/06/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I am currently grounded for three weeks, have no car, cell phone, or television privileges, and am not allowed to spend more than 10 minutes on the computer a day. The reason why: I was seven minutes past my 9'oclock curfew. I'm 18. FML

I agree, your life sucks 85 857

You deserved it 13 541

Thanks, but no thanks

By Anonymous - 29/09/2019 02:01

Today, I got fired from the community service I was doing out of kindness. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 481

You deserved it 295

Fake it til you make it

By freshman - 25/03/2011 23:05 - Canada

Today, to make my dorm neighbours think I'm popular, I blasted music and screamed at the top of my lungs so it sounded like I was having a party. My residence manager slapped me with a noise violation, and demanded to come in to make sure we weren't drinking. I had to explain why I was by myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 160

You deserved it 60 225

Zmeilerr 22

Tuesday 9 November 2010 1:09

it's college they need to stop treating you like little kids.

madasmercury 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 1:07

This fml confuses me :/ Why would a college be able to sentence you to community service?

Comments

bamagrl410 31

Tuesday 9 November 2010 2:12

Most colleges in the US have visitor hours. they do that so that it doesn't disrupt everyone else. I personally think it's dumb and break that all the time myself. YDI just for getting caught. I know several RAs and they only make rounds at certain times for reports. It's not that hard to avoid being seen.

perdix 29

Tuesday 9 November 2010 2:18

They don't care whether you were studying Bible verse or knitting mittens for the blind, the rules about having MOSs in your room after a certain hour are the ******* rules. Live by them or go to school elsewhere. Anyways, the college was right -- they know that break-up sex is the hottest sex there is. They didn't want your orgasmic screams and groans waking everyone else up and making them envious and horny.

innerexlet 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 7:12

... perdix just mind****ed me again. when ppl I know break up they don't have sex, they just whine to me about it.

proski 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 2:18

do the community service

spaceshan69 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 2:42

rules are rules bitch!

Person1233 12

Tuesday 9 November 2010 2:51

Just tell them you were having sex. You just might get kicked out!

Sammara 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 3:06

My college had rules like that, but people broke them all the time and never got caught because they weren't bothering anyone. Were you screaming or something?