First and last time
By pixie09 - 08/11/2010 20:43 - United States
By pixie09 - 08/11/2010 20:43 - United States
By smurfisurfer1 - 12/12/2011 07:44 - United States
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By Anonymous - 07/04/2014 23:24 - United States - Pleasantville
By germx - 18/03/2009 04:07 - United States
By outofluckatcollege - 27/08/2016 07:33 - United States - Lewisville
By cmart_9 - 29/10/2013 04:24 - United States - Clayton
By notgivingup - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
By creeped_out_ - 24/06/2009 21:34 - United States
By Anonymous - 29/09/2019 02:01
By freshman - 25/03/2011 23:05 - Canada
Most colleges in the US have visitor hours. they do that so that it doesn't disrupt everyone else. I personally think it's dumb and break that all the time myself. YDI just for getting caught. I know several RAs and they only make rounds at certain times for reports. It's not that hard to avoid being seen.
They don't care whether you were studying Bible verse or knitting mittens for the blind, the rules about having MOSs in your room after a certain hour are the ******* rules. Live by them or go to school elsewhere. Anyways, the college was right -- they know that break-up sex is the hottest sex there is. They didn't want your orgasmic screams and groans waking everyone else up and making them envious and horny.
... perdix just mind****ed me again. when ppl I know break up they don't have sex, they just whine to me about it.
rules are rules bitch!
Just tell them you were having sex. You just might get kicked out!
My college had rules like that, but people broke them all the time and never got caught because they weren't bothering anyone. Were you screaming or something?
OMG I am so sorry OP!
OMG I am so sorry OP!
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it's college they need to stop treating you like little kids.
This fml confuses me :/ Why would a college be able to sentence you to community service?