First date, and probably the last

By DrunkGirl - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - France

Today, I went on a date with an awesome guy. I got super hammered and punched him in the face. FML
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phanotomsea 0

If you had an awesome date.. then why did you need to get super hammered? It's your own fault, so no I don't feel sorry for you.... just for him

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Narzhul 0

Man, I would love a super hammer-hand to punch my dates with.

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kukopia 0

I just wanna know how you say 'super hammered' in French. I'm sure it sounds sexy!

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memory_loss_fml 0

"complètement bourrée" would be a possibility...

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citycrazed25 0

I hate drunk chicks

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drmike_fml 0

this seriously just happened to me last week. but I was the guy that got hit. I wonder if this is her?

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freudianego 0

Hope he punched you back. Fair's fair if you punched him first. Maybe it'll teach you not to get 'super-hammered' and punch him in the face.

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SheriffBart 0

You should have offered him anal to make up for it.

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thousandinone 0

If I was on a first date with a girl who not only got hammered but full on hit me in the face, she would have my applause and would automatically qualify for a second date. In fact, that would bump her up 80% of the way to "worthy to bear my children"

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hardskrew 1

would you like to go out with me??? : )

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AndreaHatesYou1 0

So because you don't know your limits, you want sympathy? Go to rehab.

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