First date, and probably the last

By DrunkGirl - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - France

Today, I went on a date with an awesome guy. I got super hammered and punched him in the face. FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 774
You deserved it 63 373
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Top comments

phanotomsea 0

If you had an awesome date.. then why did you need to get super hammered? It's your own fault, so no I don't feel sorry for you.... just for him

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Narzhul 0

Man, I would love a super hammer-hand to punch my dates with.

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nofxtime 0

well don't feel bad I am sure that there are guys who are into that sort of thing.

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fuckingshitt343 0

you know, the truth comes out when you're drunk.. sounds like you didn't even like him =)

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perdix 29

Guys don't mind if you get hammered if you also get nailed.

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Brakeshoe 0

Oooohhh, this guy would call it FOREPLAY!

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PlasmaWafflez 0

I don't think you can say anything other than you deserved it...

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best_friends_ 0

i kissed a dunk giiiirl. why do i, do these things i do to myseelf.

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asafetybuzz 0

i ******* love you. and i ******* love soco.

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TeamDazu 5

I think the language yiu speak is High School drop out. Right?

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TheLetterZero 7

That's what he gets for dating a girl who overdrinks.

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