First Dates, Allergies and Love: First date going well

First date going well

By johnfrank - 26/03/2009 17:11 - United States

Today, I was on a blind date with a girl my friend set me up with. We went to a fancy restaurant and she ordered the shrimp. I told her, "I'm allergic to shrimp, so you shouldn't order it in case I want to kiss you later." She looked at the waiter and said, "I'll have the shrimp." FML

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Same thing different taste

By amilia - 07/11/2018 12:00

Today, I went on a blind date with a guy at a seafood restaurant. I explained to him that I am deathly allergic to shrimp. When the waiter took my order, he interrupted me and said, “She’ll have the shrimp," while looking me dead in the eye. FML

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Sounds like a win, somehow

By George - 17/09/2023 14:00

Today, I found out that I'm allergic to shrimp, when I went out for a lunch with my long-term crush after I finally got the courage to ask her out. She's really into seafood. A little while into the afternoon I started to feel itchy. She ended up scratching my back all night. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2012 19:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML

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By well okay then - 20/05/2013 16:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML

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By Anonycunt - 27/07/2013 16:30 - Germany - Bonn

Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML

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Bland date

By tomtomcutiepoof - 13/03/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML

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By sarahh38 - 16/09/2009 18:23 - Canada

Today, I went on a blind date. We had agreed on meeting in front of a park. Thinking I was there first, I texted her "I'm already there, sitting next to the fat chick." I heard a beep. SHE was the "fat chick." FML

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By not even getting any of her shrimp - 11/02/2014 21:50 - United States - Draper

Today, I took my girlfriend out to a vegetarian-friendly restaurant. She ordered shrimp fettuccine, and I asked why. She slowly explained to me that vegetarians can eat shrimp, then muttered that she now knows who has the brains in our relationship. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2010 01:10 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date that my best friend had set up for me. When I arrived, I introduced myself and we sat at the table. After we ordered our food, he asked the waiter for some crayons and a kid's menu, and colored for the half hour before our food came. He didn't talk to me at all. FML

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Let's not do this again

By Krissy - 12/10/2024 14:00 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I went on a blind date, even though the whole concept freaks me out a bit. My date showed up with his sister, who sat at our table and critiqued everything we did, from how I chewed my food, to the way we nervously laughed. He hardly said a word the whole time. FML

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Friday 27 March 2009 0:00

thats a bit forward for a first date, don't you think?

puffingdragons 0

Friday 27 March 2009 0:00

It's the guys fault. "In case I want to kiss you later." Way to come off as a Jerk.

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lame16 0

Friday 27 March 2009 3:16

..i feel yah man.. i'm allergic to shrimp too >.< it REALLY sucks when i have to kiss my girlfriend.. but.. I too think you went a bit forward with the kiss idea.. bad idea..

cjlacz 0

Friday 27 March 2009 3:20

Yeah, pretty stupid thing to say. Never put women in a position that they have to answer one way or another. It's never going to turn out well for you.

takeyb0y2 0

Friday 27 March 2009 3:25

Wow, coming on maybe a little too strong here are we?

jaybirdka 0

Friday 27 March 2009 3:37

what a douche...."in case I want to kiss you later"??? mr. smooth are we??

Carlynator09 0

Friday 27 March 2009 3:37

honestly that was a little bit forward, but hey a lot of girls are into that and she shouldnt have been so rude that was way harsh on her part, I wouldnt treat a guy that way

AlexJakubsen1 0

Friday 27 March 2009 3:41

that was a cute line, she's a dumb ***** bitch

napalm_fml 0

Friday 27 March 2009 3:59

Protip: women don't like nice guys. Most women enjoy being treated like shit. You just happened to run into one that isn't into it. Oh well when in doubt, use date-rape drugs bro.