First day

By Awkward - 22/08/2013 23:50 - United States

Spicy
Today, while training a new employee, I had to run after a naked guy chasing a hooker at the hotel I work at. I made him go back to his room, while she offered me a good time for 300 bucks. The trainee left and hasn't come back yet. FML
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TheOnlyKittyKat 15

Pfft! That trainee is a pussy! If he can't handle a pimp or his hoes, he's gonna have a hard time dealing with the real world. On an unrelated note: who would pay over 50 bucks for stinky, used up, mystery ******?

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Welp, time to find a new trainee.

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TylerAnderson98 10

I wish I had a job like that.

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graceinsheepwear 33

Why were you more concerned about the nudity than about the prostitution? You obviously didn't come down with any authority or threat to the hooker, or she would have been out of there fast or offering you a freebie to not call the cops.

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tknds4 6

Even at somewhat upscale hotels like the one where I work, I can tell you that hotel guests patronizing hookers is a very common occurrence. Naked guests chasing hookers through the lobby, not so much.

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Enslaved 36

Maybe the hooker made him that same offer and he'll be back once he's finished? :P

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Ti996r28 7

He'll be back after he gets his sucky sucky

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graceinsheepwear 33

I am curious about what went down--or didn't--that had the hooker fleeing the naked john... Maybe we will read one of their FMLs. "Today I paid this hooker..." or "Today my 'client'..."

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cosicosei 22

Huh, so that's how much a hooker costs. I've always wondered.

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EmmaMK 35

At that moment your job suck. Be grateful though. In her job she totally sucks!

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catanita 18

Who has to loose? The trainee.

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