First time, last time

By tuggernuts - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Spicy
Today, I was using a penis pump for the first time. It was awesome until it sucked my left testicle into the tube. I'll be singing soprano for a while now. FML
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chocolatepandas 2

So that's why Justin Bieber's voice is so high...just kidding he doesn't have a penis.

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tatteduplette 8

this is the funniest fml i've read in weeks. totally made my day.

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dlcj22 11

i tired being nice but you mfers just wanna talk about my pic **** off im done being nice

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unknown_user5566 26

... You tried being nice? I must have missed that part.

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dalilpanther 5

Well now whenever someone asks you "how's it hanging" you can say "slightly to the left".

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FuzzyJack 15

Ouch! At least it makes a funny FML. Painful but funny. That might cheer you up :)

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ahippienamedrae 10

dear lord you people still make bieber jokes

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MikeFB3S 0

But seriously OP, how did you manage that??

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