First time, last time

By tuggernuts - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, I was using a penis pump for the first time. It was awesome until it sucked my left testicle into the tube. I'll be singing soprano for a while now. FML
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chocolatepandas 2

So that's why Justin Bieber's voice is so high...just kidding he doesn't have a penis.

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crankawank 19

You can't really blame him for wanting to have a more SIZABLE **** because of all the pressure these days to look like a pornstar. Sure, it's better to be confident but the media gets to ya. I fancy myself a pretty confident kid, but even I feel inadequate about my body sometimes. If people were totally confident about themselves, the plastic surgery and boob augmentation industry wouldn't be so lucrative. People are bound to feel insecure.

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chucky_13 0

Why you using a goddamn penis pump XD

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animal50199 10

Well at least you have the right one left.

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diegocasillas89 3

So now instead of having two oval shaped testicles u have an oddball now that kinda sucks but it's kinda funny

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kaylib7162 6

Dude what happened to your other posts??? I was liking how every one was trying to fight and bad mouth you and u stuck up for yourself!!!

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crankawank 19

By this logic, women who get breast augmentation and suffer some kind of negative consequence were totally asking for it. Not saying anything is wrong with that opinion, I'd just like to point that out.

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Gucciman95 0

I bet that hurt bro aha I wanted to use one but not anymore haha

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rcgirl2 11

You do know those don't work, right?

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esines 9

Thats still above average so your post makes no sense...

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