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By Anonymous - 22/02/2015 16:09 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, my mother-in-law sent me a pedometer for my birthday. I've been confined to a wheelchair for most of my life. FML
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nix1993 41

For her birthday send her mens clothing, like socks, boxer shorts shirts etc. but take out the labels and make sure they wouldn't fit her husband.

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vikky538 28

there's a reason people call mother-in-law a monster...

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B6LLT 14

stick it on your arm, it should still work

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hope0203 1

Just find a way to strap it to your wheel, they monitor up and down movements so every time your wheel spins it should connect to it!

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simsgirlgem 25

either she's going senile or she's a bitchzilla

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copydude 7

give it back to her and tell her you need an odometer ;)

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KVYLV 16

I'm hopeful that Your Monster-In-Law maybe has a cruel sense of humor.

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l2f6311 4

You should send her a scale for her birthday.

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JKPwnage 27

There's a reason that "MOTHER IN LAW" is an anagram for "WOMAN HITLER"

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fabcade 14

I'm curious to what your husband had to say. I surely hope he defended your honor.

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