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By Anonymous - 22/02/2015 16:09 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, my mother-in-law sent me a pedometer for my birthday. I've been confined to a wheelchair for most of my life. FML
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nix1993 41

For her birthday send her mens clothing, like socks, boxer shorts shirts etc. but take out the labels and make sure they wouldn't fit her husband.

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vikky538 28

there's a reason people call mother-in-law a monster...

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PiNYANo 11

Mother In Law unscrambled is Woman Hitler

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youngmessi252525 20

I laughed, to hell I go

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myanichole 22

I thought a pedometer was something to search out pedophiles..,

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4WheelBurnout 14

Definitely a step in the wrong direction

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DJEddieXZ 9

She need to get slapped to sleep for that.

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stieglar 17

For her birthday, get her adult diapers with a note that says "for those times where you just get too shitty for people"

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gobiteme2 34

Take it and fix it to the wheel so every time it goes around it hits the ground showing you did some distance. That should make her crazy trying to figure out how you did it.

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hektek 11

She's the definition of C.U.Next Tuesday!

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