Health: Fitness

Fitness

By mobster - 26/07/2009 17:39 - United States

Today, while doing aerobics in my room, I started doing really powerful Knee Highs. My cell phone fell out of my pocket while doing one knee high. As I looked down, I kneed myself in the face. I spent the next couple hours in the emergency room while the doctor told everyone my story. FML

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By ouchmynose - 18/02/2009 02:43 - United States

Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face onto my knee and breaking my nose. FML

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Smooth gym bro

By Dkim620 - 07/01/2013 03:16 - United States

Today, I was running on the treadmill at my local gym when I saw a girl I like a lot. I called out to her to say hi. As she was coming over, I accidentally stepped on the belt with one foot, crashed down on the treadmill, and continued to slide down in front of her, emerging with a gashed knee and arm. FML

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By i-should-probably-stick-to-swimming - 03/01/2010 16:28 - United States

Today, while on the treadmill, my iPod fell and shot out underneath my feet. I got off to get it, and when I tried to get back on, I slipped and fell on my face on the moving track. The whole gym watched me get beat up by a treadmill and clapped when I finally got back on. FML

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By Roxy19 - 22/01/2013 06:50 - United States - San Diego

Today, while at the gym, my boyfriend wouldn't stop texting me. I was confident enough to text while on the treadmill. Bad idea: I hit myself on the bar and tripped in front of everyone. FML

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By hikari_chan_xo - 28/03/2012 12:00 - United States - Auburn Hills

Today, I dislocated my elbow chasing my cat around the hardwood floors of my house in knee-high socks and wiping out going around a corner. The doctors suggested that I not tell people how it happened. FML

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Ouch

By rnw - 21/07/2016 05:34 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I thought my knee hurt because of over exercising in the gym. Then I remembered it was because I smacked it against my chair so hard I crumbled down and couldn't move for 5 minutes. And how I remembered? I did it again. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2023 03:00

Today, while sprinting, I tripped, fell, and somehow managed to kick myself in the balls. Legs shouldn’t bend like that and I’m frankly amazed I didn’t break my knee. My wife got the whole thing on video too. FML

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No pain, no gain

By Ouch - 21/06/2013 03:06 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, I tried to wipe some sweat off my brow before it could make its way down into my eye. I ended up poking myself in the eye so hard that I yelped, stumbled and was thrown off the still-moving treadmill while trying to regain my balance. FML

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Wakey wakey

By sacked - 22/02/2010 19:51 - United States

Today, I was woken by my alarm. I got really tangled up in my blankets, and struggled frantically to untangle myself so I could turn off the alarm. I not only kneed myself in the face, but I accidentally punched myself in the nuts too. Hard. FML

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Bad idea

By Anonymous - 19/04/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I was on a friend's trampoline trying to convince my mom that trampolines are safe and we should get one. While telling her, I smashed my knee into my face. I jumped off bleeding, slipped, hit my head on the trampoline, and got knocked unconscious. FML

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fretforyerlatte 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 23:33

EPIC FAIL. you can't even put your cell down to work out? just sit it on the dresser or something. come on. sorry but YDI.

midwestjerk 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 23:42

This is funny as hell. I'm not gonna say you deserved it, it's just a good laugh.

Comments

Casualt1234 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 23:43

i think that if your knee highs are powerful enough to land you in the ER, then you're doing 'em right :)

fstcarkid 0

Monday 27 July 2009 5:23

or good enough to land you into the UFC. lol

Anonanimal 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 23:46

fake.

angelln 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 23:48

i second.

xkaitlinwhitex 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 23:48

lol is you cell phone okay at least? i am so sorry for you XD i am this stupid myself, i once put my sweater in the washing machine when it had my mp3 player in it. and i drop all my electronics all the time.

AlexxxN 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 23:56

all i have to say is : fail.

crazy_cat_lady24 0

Monday 27 July 2009 0:00

Haha, I did something like this yesterday. I was opening the front door when I saw some litter on the ground. I wanted to pick it up, and while doing so I hit myself in the head with the door... My coordination is just as bad as yours, apparently.

Roberto_66 0

Monday 27 July 2009 0:02

Emergency Room for a knee to the face? Unless you ruptured your skull, you're a pansy haha! :D But really, that's a waste.

sportastef 0

Monday 27 July 2009 0:36

Umm... broken nose? jaw? endless things can happen when you have a powerful blow to your face. OP: Totally sucks, I did that once and busted my lip :( FYL.

annaofwisconsin 0

Monday 27 July 2009 0:03

They're doctors that work excessively long shifts in depressing circumstances. If they get a laugh out of something they may as well share it. When i broke my arm falling off a swing my doctor laughed, told all the other doctors and nurses, and even made fun of me a little. I wasn't offended, because it really was pretty funny.

Baroness542 6

Monday 27 July 2009 3:48

My older cousin tore her ACL demonstrating a "Donkey Kick" for her 7 year old sister. She had to go to the ER. They doctor and nurses all chuckled and poked fun at her too. She wasn't offended though, just slightly embarrassed because apparently the doctor was pretty cute. xD She was telling my friend and I about it, and my friend said "and THAT is why you don't do anything you wouldn't have to explain to the paramedics." ;)

glasgowsmile 0

Monday 27 July 2009 0:14

omg ! i know how that feels, it sucks but, shit like that happens

LadyAlathia 0

Monday 27 July 2009 0:24

Children - PUT DOWN THE GODDAMNED CELL PHONE! I promise, you will NOT DIE.

jaxsk 0

Monday 27 July 2009 0:33

I spend a great deal of time working out/at the gym/dancing, and I never carry my cellphone (unless it's resting in from on me on a treadmill for a clock or something). It's just common sense not to be carrying anything like that in your pockets while doing aerobic excerise. YDI.