Health: Fitness

Fitness

By mobster - 26/07/2009 17:39 - United States

Today, while doing aerobics in my room, I started doing really powerful Knee Highs. My cell phone fell out of my pocket while doing one knee high. As I looked down, I kneed myself in the face. I spent the next couple hours in the emergency room while the doctor told everyone my story. FML

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By ouchmynose - 18/02/2009 02:43 - United States

Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face onto my knee and breaking my nose. FML

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Smooth gym bro

By Dkim620 - 07/01/2013 03:16 - United States

Today, I was running on the treadmill at my local gym when I saw a girl I like a lot. I called out to her to say hi. As she was coming over, I accidentally stepped on the belt with one foot, crashed down on the treadmill, and continued to slide down in front of her, emerging with a gashed knee and arm. FML

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By i-should-probably-stick-to-swimming - 03/01/2010 16:28 - United States

Today, while on the treadmill, my iPod fell and shot out underneath my feet. I got off to get it, and when I tried to get back on, I slipped and fell on my face on the moving track. The whole gym watched me get beat up by a treadmill and clapped when I finally got back on. FML

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By Roxy19 - 22/01/2013 06:50 - United States - San Diego

Today, while at the gym, my boyfriend wouldn't stop texting me. I was confident enough to text while on the treadmill. Bad idea: I hit myself on the bar and tripped in front of everyone. FML

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By hikari_chan_xo - 28/03/2012 12:00 - United States - Auburn Hills

Today, I dislocated my elbow chasing my cat around the hardwood floors of my house in knee-high socks and wiping out going around a corner. The doctors suggested that I not tell people how it happened. FML

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Ouch

By rnw - 21/07/2016 05:34 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I thought my knee hurt because of over exercising in the gym. Then I remembered it was because I smacked it against my chair so hard I crumbled down and couldn't move for 5 minutes. And how I remembered? I did it again. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2023 03:00

Today, while sprinting, I tripped, fell, and somehow managed to kick myself in the balls. Legs shouldn’t bend like that and I’m frankly amazed I didn’t break my knee. My wife got the whole thing on video too. FML

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I'm fine, this is fine

By Anonymous - 28/10/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I was at the gym, feeling pretty proud of myself for working out consistently for the past month. As I was about to grab a towel, I tripped and landed face-first into a pile of gym mats. People turned to look, and all I could do was try to laugh it off through the pain of what turned out to be a sprained ankle. FML

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No pain, no gain

By Ouch - 21/06/2013 03:06 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, I tried to wipe some sweat off my brow before it could make its way down into my eye. I ended up poking myself in the eye so hard that I yelped, stumbled and was thrown off the still-moving treadmill while trying to regain my balance. FML

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Wakey wakey

By sacked - 22/02/2010 19:51 - United States

Today, I was woken by my alarm. I got really tangled up in my blankets, and struggled frantically to untangle myself so I could turn off the alarm. I not only kneed myself in the face, but I accidentally punched myself in the nuts too. Hard. FML

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fretforyerlatte 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 23:33

EPIC FAIL. you can't even put your cell down to work out? just sit it on the dresser or something. come on. sorry but YDI.

midwestjerk 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 23:42

This is funny as hell. I'm not gonna say you deserved it, it's just a good laugh.

Comments

mj2123 0

Monday 27 July 2009 0:36

Seriously, why would you do aerobics with a cell phone in your pocket? If you're in your own room, put the damn thing on your dresser or bed or bedside table. It doesn't have to be on your person at all times.

qnsxo17 0

Monday 27 July 2009 0:42

doctor/patient confidentiality?

codaic1549 0

Monday 27 July 2009 1:00

that is for therapists smart one, not medical doctors unless the patient specifically asks. and in a ER lots of people know.

FritoLovesYou 0

Monday 27 July 2009 1:12

Can't you sue him for that, considering his oath?

vampirate 0

Monday 27 July 2009 1:18

something tells me that you have actually injured yourself while masturbating...

ivoryXkiss 5

Monday 27 July 2009 1:29

Epic

anjum_fml 0

Monday 27 July 2009 1:51

haha, I've done that before. At least I stayed out of the hospital - that totally sucks.

x_Leopard_x 1

Monday 27 July 2009 2:03

That sounds like something I would do, haha. But that still stinks. :(

jangofett_fml 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:05

why were you exercising with your cell phone in your pocket?

NeverLetHerGo 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:13

And now, like your doctor, you just told everyone on FML your story. but, FYL, dude. I'm just as clumsy, but just because I'm clumsy doesn't mean I deserve to get hit, you know?