Intimacy: Flash!

Flash!

By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 17:33 - United States

Today, I flashed my boobs at my boyfriend's boss. My boyfriend was wearing tan pants and a black sweater. His boss was wearing black pants and a tan sweater. From 100 feet away they looked the same… until my boyfriend came up behind me, wanting to know what I was doing. FML

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You deserved it 48 530

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By MissCan'tKeepAJob - 23/08/2011 16:18 - United States

Today, I work by myself at a retail store and I was bored so I called my boyfriend. I woke him up and he was feeling frisky, and as things were getting heated I started to moan and say dirty things. Until the entire rack of clothes fell over and revealed my boss hiding. He had a boner. FML

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You deserved it 57 582

By Walk of Shame - 13/11/2018 22:00

Today, my boyfriend, who is also my boss, was giving me a blowjob at work. Halfway through, his boss knocked on the door and I had to quickly get dressed and slip out the other door. After leaving, I realized that I was still barefoot and I had to walk back to my desk in front of my colleagues. FML

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You deserved it 6 020

By Anonymous - 25/09/2014 15:52 - United States - Red Oak

Today, as I was opening the door for my boyfriend, I pressed my boobs against the glass to make him laugh. I didn't see his dad standing just behind him at first, but he certainly saw me. FML

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You deserved it 10 919

By Rosies - 30/11/2008 02:34 - France

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. We all looked together at family photos on the computer. The first picture was a close up of my mother, bare breasts in full view. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 585

You deserved it 3 020

By iamnotfat - 06/02/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML

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You deserved it 4 496

By jane smith - 01/07/2010 12:11 - Australia

Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday, and I thought I'd surprise him after work by wearing nothing but a smile on his bed. As I heard someone come in, I had a huge smile on my face. Turns out it was his dad and all his friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 591

You deserved it 18 053

By ClaireBear150 - 20/09/2012 03:09 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying on one of my little black dresses and heels. He wanted to "see what the fuss was about." I would have been angry if the sight of him dressed like this hadn't turned me on more than he ever has in the 3 years we've been dating. FML

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You deserved it 6 168

Messing around

By unknown - 08/03/2014 00:53 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to mess around at my workplace's parking lot. Things got hot and steamy, but in the middle of it all, there came a bang at my car window. My frantic boss had seen us and thought I was being attacked. FML

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You deserved it 28 835

By pizzafreak18 - 21/06/2010 14:21 - United States

Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 073

You deserved it 54 975

By Peter Steele love - 18/10/2015 00:49 - United Kingdom - Clevedon

Today, I was sexting my boss. I realised that I wasn't texting my boyfriend after I'd sent 2 nudes, and received many sexually provocative responses. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 143

You deserved it 19 032

brookeec 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 23:08

Why would you flash someone in public anyways?

tdub10 2

Thursday 21 October 2010 23:04

Haha.... Maybe, you can get him a raise.

Comments

jamer_fml 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 23:26

so what his boss saw your boobs

x5xfmlx5x 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 23:28

what r pancake nipples n r they the same as pepperoni nipples n wut r pepperoni nipples????????

Hgielad_720 0

Friday 22 October 2010 0:34

Google it.

boopityboppity 11

Friday 22 October 2010 0:56

While you're at it, search for a new keyboard. Your question mark key appears to be sticking.

acccccccc 1

Friday 22 October 2010 1:00

win^ :P

Niaa_fml 0

Friday 22 October 2010 13:09

Please tell me, that you type this way on purpose to catch everyone's attention and see their reaction.

Hgielad_720 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 6:27

Niaa, I regret to inform you that some people actually are this stupid and they actually type like that... ^

tdub10 2

Thursday 21 October 2010 23:31

You gotta enjoy PDA. Hell, I say tell him nxt time to walk up and grab a handful and kiss you like he means it. Your bf that is.

LemonStarship 5

Thursday 21 October 2010 23:38

I smell a threesome and a raise...

boopityboppity 11

Friday 22 October 2010 1:00

I suggest nasal surgery.

slient_death 0

Friday 22 October 2010 1:37

lol might happen sooner than u think

MrSassypants 33

Friday 22 October 2010 3:50

38 you look like a girl in my class.

AmazingxA 3

Friday 22 October 2010 4:56

Agreed.

mintcar 9

Friday 22 October 2010 0:00

Wow, YDI. Why would you flash in public?

pegs23 0

Friday 22 October 2010 3:30

nice mintcar

Not_Ever_Telling 3

Friday 22 October 2010 0:20

Hahaha. Idiot.

nakidna 0

Friday 22 October 2010 1:28

yeah. i think we can agree you make urself appear a stupid **** by flashing your "boyfriend" in public. even more stupid that u flashed the wrong guy.