Flattered

By Creeped out - 28/01/2013 08:14 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I was trying on some shoes. As I was bending down, an old lady with a walking frame slowly approached. As she got close she whispered to me, "Mmm, you've got a nice tushie." My girlfriend will not let me hear the end of it. FML
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Psycho_Babydoll 26

Awwh c'mon, that's funny as hell.

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RedPillSucks 31

All the more reason why she's a strange man.

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RpiesSPIES 27

She then stroked it whispering 'one in a million' to make the pain go away with her magic touch.

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ladylilly25 20

Well, it could have been worse. At least she didn't grab your hips and dry hump you.

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mischiefkel 17

Someone did this to my sister's boyfriend too. But he and my sister played along

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CheeseTron 15

Damn Noor, you're pretty naughty for a nun.

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Shmatterhorn 38

Girlfriend needs to take a chill pill. That old lady is no competition for OP's affection.

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landon_loe11 16

The girlfriend found it funny. She's not going berserk on him, and therefore does not to need to take a "chill pill."

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desoto96 9

17 Yes, the swearing, and crude humor is quite mind boggling isn't it?

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FlashBurn 13

Be proud! You have a tush that women of all ages enjoy! At least she didn't smack it first. Though a little foreplay never hurt anyone.

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shorty6823 28

Just because she's old doesn't mean she can't appreciate a nice tushie.

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