Transportation, Wanker and Intimacy: FML Uncensored

FML Uncensored

By Nightmares - 07/08/2012 02:00 - United States

Today, I surprisingly found two empty seats on the subway. Before anyone could get to them, I rushed and triumphantly sat down, enjoying my victory, until I noticed why they were empty. I had just sat down next to a guy vigorously trying to fellate himself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 738

You deserved it 8 326

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By grossgross - 26/09/2009 18:21 - United States

Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 608

You deserved it 5 545

Finally!

By SadAndAlone - 03/12/2015 16:41 - Sweden - Nacka

Today, I got the most action I've had in months when a stranger fondled my thigh on the subway. It was a blind man, searching for empty seats. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 664

You deserved it 1 991

By danesy - 10/03/2009 02:04 - United States

Today, I was taking the subway to school. It was around 6:30am and I was listening to music and catching up on homework. When I took my headphones off to readjust them, I heard some grunting. I looked over at the man across from me to see he was masturbating. FML

I agree, your life sucks 74 248

You deserved it 3 790

By Groped - 02/04/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He thanked me by grabbing my ass. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 794

You deserved it 5 270

Assholes

By Third trimester - 26/05/2017 17:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, as I stepped into a subway car, I noticed some free seats and began walking towards them. A group of girls standing nearby looked at me, then at the seats, and made a run for them. They then high-fived, presumably as congratulations for sitting down before the pregnant lady could. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 744

You deserved it 416

By annabellatrix - 14/09/2015 18:20 - Hungary

Today, a pervert was visibly playing with himself right next to me on the train. Then on the bus. Then on the other bus I changed to in order to lose him. At least somebody's interested. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 649

You deserved it 2 404

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:46 - France

Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 621

You deserved it 3 699

By scarlet - 09/05/2011 15:02 - Canada

Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 897

You deserved it 3 412

By WhatsThatSmell - 25/02/2011 13:25 - Australia

Today, I took a busy train into the city. I was lucky enough to get a seat. People were forced to stand in the aisle in front of me, and the person directly opposite me, whose butt was level with my head farted in my face. Twice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 839

You deserved it 4 519

By Ihatebuses - 14/06/2018 19:00

Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 887

You deserved it 335

texashater75 16

Tuesday 7 August 2012 18:57

That blows.

rosie981 3

Tuesday 7 August 2012 18:54

That's the grossest thing I've ever heard.....

Comments

bulbul116_fml 4

Wednesday 8 August 2012 0:09

forever alone..

White_like_dat 3

Wednesday 8 August 2012 0:23

I could never reach.....

5t3ff1k4h 44

Wednesday 8 August 2012 1:33

So you've tried?

mpalmiter4717 8

Wednesday 8 August 2012 3:15

YDI Op for not being observant and being lazy

Fellsnows 5

Wednesday 8 August 2012 3:43

Did he manage it

HeartOfLead 24

Wednesday 8 August 2012 5:02

Good gravy! This FML is just hard to swallow.

HeartOfLead 24

Wednesday 8 August 2012 5:04

The bloody wanker is not a wanker...

stebradandish 3

Wednesday 8 August 2012 5:59

I'm saying YDI because you "rushed" to grab the seats This shows you're the kind of person who doesn't consider other people who may need the seat than you... (elderly, disabled, pregnant...)

minniejenn 3

Wednesday 8 August 2012 6:15

if you see something, say something!

lexiieeex3 32

Wednesday 8 August 2012 8:17

Yum

titzenpitzer 9

Wednesday 8 August 2012 11:17

Aaah man, there's almost nothing in the world that I hate more than the face of a person who rushed through a train to get to his spot, barging through people like they're a bunch of animals that are in the way. You're probably one of those that look away when an old lady passes by. YDI