FML Uncensored

By Nightmares - 07/08/2012 02:00 - United States

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Today, I surprisingly found two empty seats on the subway. Before anyone could get to them, I rushed and triumphantly sat down, enjoying my victory, until I noticed why they were empty. I had just sat down next to a guy vigorously trying to fellate himself. FML
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rosie981 3

That's the grossest thing I've ever heard.....

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Calyx_fml 21

That's what that video camera on your smartphone is for. That shit would have gone viral.

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osm1989_fml 6

Are you sure you're using the right word here? Otherwise, how did you not notice right away someone trying to blow himself? It seems to me that that would be fairly hard to miss.

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xtalondriver 10

The proper term would be "attempting ti perform auto-fellatio." I don't have any personal experience with that, though.

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15949058 4

What does fallate mean? Sorry. If it is gross FYL

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Dracoboxer357 35

86- *Sighs* The man was trying to publicly suck his own penis, for whatever reason, God only knows. :p Yes, icky. :P

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RyaWolf 0

he wanted to touch you.

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robberry 11

When a car is completely empty at rush hour, there is always a reason why.

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Keithums69 0

yeah that was prolly me you sat next to. I obviously needed help but all you did was watch you sicko, I hate perverts who just stare. what's this world cummin to?? Haha see what I did there. el oh el

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john443 5

It means he is trying to give himself head. So yes

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Fellate, as in performing the act of fellatio, which is a *******. *facepalm*

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