Intimacy: FML: Uncensored

FML: Uncensored

By LindseyS - 20/03/2012 02:00 - United States

Today, I was enjoying my last day of Spring Break in Panama City. I got up to dance on the stage at the Holiday Inn in front of hundreds of college kids. I tried to be sexy by turning around and bending over. My friends took pictures and my bloody tampon string was hanging out the whole time. FML

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By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2016 03:53 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I woke up to 15 texts from my mom, 6 missed calls, and with no bra or shirt on in a random guy's bed. Welcome to spring break, ladies and gentleman. FML

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By sexyfreak2510 - 03/09/2009 06:47 - South Africa

Today, at my bachelorette party, I got so wasted, I ended up giving my stripper a lap dance because he "wasn't doing it properly". There's photos. FML

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By mimimi - 30/12/2008 06:24 - France

Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML

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By kiwichick4life - 30/07/2013 16:42 - United States - Pickerington

Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2014 15:24 - Germany

Today, I was trying on bikinis at a local store. When I put my pants back on, my foot got stuck, I tripped and fell through the curtain of the fitting room, topless. FML

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By NoName - 03/12/2009 19:20 - United States

Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML

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By Jason the flasher - 15/09/2018 22:00

Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML

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Friday 20 March 2009 1:36

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

lollipopz8988 0

Friday 20 March 2009 1:44

Word of advice: if your skirt is short enough for a tampon string to hang out you probably shouldn't be bending over anyway, let alone on stage. That's just slutty. Sorry but you asked for it.

Comments

bread_fml 0

Friday 20 March 2009 19:24

Why would you think showing your cooter while on your period was sexy?

lindsey88 0

Friday 20 March 2009 19:26

#190. YES. and i was in a bathing suit. do you think i was on the beach in some shorts or a skirt? NO. i was in a ******* bathing suit you idiots. and i can be sexy if im on my period, yeah, nobody would ever even know if i was on it. thats the point of a tampon. the FML story is that it was HANGING OUT. shit happens. blame it on the a-a-a-a-alcohollllllllllllll

Ender_ 0

Friday 20 March 2009 19:29

Maybe you shouldn't drink while you're underage then Lindsey88. Your profile says you're only 19. So you're either a liar (about your age), or your immature and don't know when you shouldn't drink.

lindsey88 0

Friday 20 March 2009 19:29

DONT HATE ME CUZ U AINT ME http://aycu24.webshots.com/image/49623/2001567512186188060_rs.jpg

ell3x0 0

Friday 20 March 2009 19:36

thats ******* gross.

Mydixienormous 0

Friday 20 March 2009 19:42

Well, at least you didn't grind up on somebody like in Superbad and leave them a blood stain on their leg.. But either way, it is still pretty bad and funny. Lol.

lindsey88 0

Friday 20 March 2009 19:57

if you are waiting until your 21 to have your first sip of alcohol.. then thats REALLY cute. hahAHha

Ender_ 0

Friday 20 March 2009 20:03

Lindsey - I am 21 but I still don't drink. I have before yes. I never once went out in public, made an ass of myself, and then blamed it on the alcohol I shouldn't have consumed anyways. I'm just saying that there are laws about underage drinking for a reason.

iloverichardhell 0

Friday 20 March 2009 20:27

also, its not as fun to drink underage. because then you have to hide it... ive drank before but im not drinking again till im 21 and can sit in a bar and legally say "****! im drunk".

nomo_fml 0

Friday 20 March 2009 20:40

Seriously, wtf were you thinking, doing something like that when on your period? I'm surprised there are women out there who don't have the common sense not to wear skirts/bikinis/etc while using a tampon.