FML: Uncensored

By LindseyS - 20/03/2012 02:00 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was enjoying my last day of Spring Break in Panama City. I got up to dance on the stage at the Holiday Inn in front of hundreds of college kids. I tried to be sexy by turning around and bending over. My friends took pictures and my bloody tampon string was hanging out the whole time. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 058
You deserved it 106 698

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Word of advice: if your skirt is short enough for a tampon string to hang out you probably shouldn't be bending over anyway, let alone on stage. That's just slutty. Sorry but you asked for it.

Comments

#182 "(and don't say she wasn't trying to get it, because all a guy would think when some chick does that is that she wants the dick, so doing for any other reason makes you more retarded)" ... Seriously? If something makes guys think a girl wants to **** them, the girl isn't allowed do that unless she has every intention of screwing him senseless? Well aren't we a little misogynist. Short of being out-and-out ****-teases just to mess with someone's head, women can flirt and act sexy and anything else they want and then - get this - not have sex just because a guy wants to! As a woman, I'm not any happier about this than you are - the world outside my kitchen is so gosh-darned scary, and I wish I just had someone to degrade me and tell me what to do like the good old days. Personally, I do see things like the OP's story as being a little slutty, but it's also completely harmless fun. Except when gents like you take it as permission to rape a girl.

Hey, look on the bright side, at least you don't live there.

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krzygina 0

I don't really understand what half of you are saying.. number one she was probably in a bathing suit not a short skirt and number two her being on stage doesn't necessarily mean she was trying to be sexy. She could have been trying to win a contest or something. I just got back from Panama City and it was epic. Regardless of your period, you're not going to pass it up. And whoever said it's just a place to party/hook up and if you're on the rag you shouldn't go.. wtf? It's SPRING BREAK. Most people plan months in advance to go and you're period is not really the major factor in your plans. I give the girls props for still trying to have a good time. Maybe she was too drunk to put much thought into her tampon.. worse things have happened to drunk people. Last weekend in PCB there was a guy who broke open a glow stick and chugged it. He very well could have died.

Hustlaa_fml 0

Well at least you had a spring break you will never forget! =]

DramaQ 0

hahahaha try to remember some underwear next time

I feel so bad for you. But at the same time, next time you're on try to remember NOT to show your ass. It's never a smart idea, whether on or not.

For all of you male members out there who are saying the period is disgusting you may want to think about banging men... because it is part of the female life... we have to deal with it once a month... and if your straight, so will you. there is nothing gross about it... the cycle is natural and normal... I hope all of you women dont go for immature guys like these... my boyfriend makes me feel sexy while im mentruating and when im not... we have sex any day of the month, period or not (with period it is just a more intensive clean up, but less of a chance of pregnancy) grow up guys. and girls dont put up with that frame of mind!