Embarrassing, Haircut, Hair, Cute and Kids: Follicularly challenged

Follicularly challenged

By ben - 18/09/2009 06:17 - United States

Today, I took my 5 year-old son to the barbershop. When the barber had finished with him, I told the barber, "While we're here, I might as well get a trim too." My son then exclaimed loudly inside a very full barbershop, "Dad! You don't need a haircut, you need hair!" FML

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You deserved it 6 693

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By DaveAlmighty - 24/04/2012 23:59 - United States

Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it, since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML

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You deserved it 3 332

By ellieowenie - 29/07/2012 08:11 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML

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By missedout - 05/02/2013 22:48 - United States - York

Today, while my mother-in-law visited, I asked if she wouldn't mind watching my son for 10 minutes as I had run out of baby shampoo. I came back home to see she had shaved his head completely bald. That was his very first haircut. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 637

You deserved it 3 274

Haircut, haiiiiiirccuuuuuut

By Shrek - 16/03/2021 20:01

Today, after we went and spent $30 to get our two youngest boys hair cut last weekend, they snuck my beard trimmer and had a go at doing it themselves. Guess whose heads are buzzed now. FML

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You deserved it 180

By buiuuum - 27/07/2011 16:35 - United States

Today, my 8 year old son cut his own hair. He did a better job than I ever did. I'm a hairdresser. FML

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You deserved it 34 177

Make it work

By Anonymous - 23/10/2020 23:01 - United States - Georgetown

Today, I got my hair cut short, as it hasn’t been cut in well over a year and I was getting sick of dealing with it. I told the hairdresser I would probably look like a boy but she said it would look cute, and that she’d make sure it looks feminine. I loved how it came out, until the kid at CVS asked, “Can I help you sir?” FML

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You deserved it 312

By Anonymous - 02/02/2015 17:38 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I thought I would treat myself to a shave and a haircut at a proper barber, instead of just a haircut at Supercuts. After many "Oops", "Sorry", even an "Oh dear", I left with no hair cut, and blood streaming from multiple slices in my face from the shave. I think one might need stitches. FML

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You deserved it 3 249

Fashion influencer

By children ain't pawns - 21/11/2016 15:23 - Australia - Perth

Today, after discussing having our son's hair styled nicely for school, my ex returned him with his head shaved. I didn't realise bald was in style for 4-year-olds. FML

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You deserved it 993

Haircut, haircuuuut

By Anonymous - 07/09/2020 05:32 - India - Mumbai

Today, I came to the decision that I needed some variety in my life, so I decided to get a haircut. My mom insisted that she could do it and that she had experience because she cuts my dad's short hair. I had thick, long hair. Now, my hair is uneven, ugly and short. FML

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You deserved it 713

By Anonymous - 07/01/2010 14:45 - Canada

Today, I got a haircut, and after thanking the stylist I went up front to pay. The lady behind the counter took one look at me, smiled, and said, "Well, now you'll need a hat." FML

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You deserved it 2 719

Supermum43 0

Friday 18 September 2009 12:12

Ah, kids.... never too shy to embarrass their parents.....lol

Antivirus_fml 0

Friday 18 September 2009 12:09

I love your son! XD !DNOCES :SP

Comments

SaintJimmy 0

Friday 18 September 2009 12:35

I agree with #27. They totally got it.

SizeMayVary 0

Friday 18 September 2009 12:46

hahaha thats funny

applcor54 0

Friday 18 September 2009 12:47

YDI for not having a sense of humor and whining

timtam24 0

Friday 18 September 2009 12:51

I'm sure they can see for themselves that your bald. I don't see how that's embarrassing

Flounder 2

Friday 18 September 2009 13:04

#15 (timtam) said it. Boring, and not even a real "FML".

pleasedonttellme 0

Friday 18 September 2009 13:08

That's so cute!!

deliapearl 0

Friday 18 September 2009 13:12

i hope he doesn't inherit your hair problem

pwnage79 0

Friday 18 September 2009 13:15

wtf? not fml, ysmajtict (your son makes a joke u cant take)

andyroxs 2

Friday 18 September 2009 14:39

actually that would be "ysmajtUct".... acronym fail brah.

crudeandrudeguy 29

Sunday 17 July 2016 19:35

You're both wrong, it would actually be YSMAJUCT

Mostafa_fml 4

Friday 18 September 2009 13:39

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touchableturtle 0

Friday 18 September 2009 13:54

awww... that's cute.

edthered 0

Friday 18 September 2009 14:08

Your kid is awesome. You are not. I'd say get a sense of humour, but you're probably too old and stuck in your ways to do that now, so just get used to spending the rest of your life unable to find the funny side in things, even when the joke's on you.