Follicularly challenged

By ben - 18/09/2009 06:17 - United States

Today, I took my 5 year-old son to the barbershop. When the barber had finished with him, I told the barber, "While we're here, I might as well get a trim too." My son then exclaimed loudly inside a very full barbershop, "Dad! You don't need a haircut, you need hair!" FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 982
You deserved it 6 693

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Supermum43 0

Ah, kids.... never too shy to embarrass their parents.....lol

Antivirus_fml 0

I love your son! XD !DNOCES :SP

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Glam_fml 0

Aww your kid is so cute! He may grow up to be a comedian one day. Oh, and FYI, those 3 hairs in your comb-over aren't fooling anyone.

should've told your son "just wait 30 years boy, then talk to me".

Get a sense of humor about it or the rest of your life is going to suck. You're only going to get more and more bald.

You should be taking care of your pubes at home in private. And not showing off your junk to your boy. Utah's weird. Sounds like fun.

Heeheehee my sisters and I bug my dad about that all the time. He always wears a hat, so he's getting really bald. He's also got a tattoo of a decaying skull (we call it Uncle Ugly) with a little fine layer of longish hair. So we tell him he's starting to look like his tattoo. =P If you're a balding daddy, expect to be teased.

not really a FML or a YDI. if your balding then it's not like everyone in the place couldn't already see that.

Chicostick 0

Oh boo freaking hoo. I started going bald as a freshman in High School. I'm currently completely bald, as after awhile I said "screw this" and just shaved it all off. Any man who thinks his hair is all that important is really just a giant superficial baby. I love all these "manly men" who whine when their hair starts to go. It's just freaking hair. Suck it up. You already have kids and you're whining? I had to go through four years of high school looking like I was forty, and it didn't bother me. Freaking baby.

Poke_my_mon 0

You clearly have severe anger and self esteem issues, as well as a possible hatred towards those males with hair.

Hahahahaha! #38, I don't know if you were being serious or not, but best comment here. And #37, that's a shame... why not write a FML about it? The OP probably wanted to post a funny FML (albeit it wasn't really...) but at least he tried. Don't see you trying to make anyone laugh. :/