Intimacy: Foot-in-mouth syndrome

Foot-in-mouth syndrome

By Anonymous - 26/05/2010 12:03 - United States

Today, I was talking to this guy I liked at work. He was flirting with me, and everything was going great, I was so happy, until he started talking non-stop about the extent of his foot fetish. FML

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Today, I went to a social event with a very attractive male co-worker. Things were going awesome, we were flirting and really hitting it off. Then his 'wife' called. FML

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Today, after being totally in love with a guy since middle school, I finally had enough self confidence to go and talk to him. Turns out he's boring as fuck. I obsessed over this guy for nearly 4 years. FML

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Wikifeet champion

By Anonymous - 05/12/2015 05:44 - United States

Today, after about a year of keeping it a secret from my girlfriend, I told her about my foot fetish. She said "EWWWWWWWW!" and left. She's ignoring my calls and has changed her relationship status to single on Facebook. FML

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Rexx 0

Wednesday 26 May 2010 19:16

Give the man a footjob then

rety1 13

Wednesday 26 May 2010 19:21

so? you know that a foot fetish is the worlds most common fetish that doesn't have anything to do with a sexual part of the body.

Comments

JesseJaymz 0

Wednesday 26 May 2010 23:43

at least it isn't a penis fetish

VenusBlue 0

Wednesday 26 May 2010 23:50

A foot fetish?Thats seriously so vanilla. It could have been so much worse. It could have been like... cats or shit or something,haha. Don't feed into it,he'll just want a foot job :O

Hammer01 8

Thursday 27 May 2010 0:01

Gotta LOVE fetishes!!! They're great..... Bet he loves foot jobs !!!!! MMMMM Latex!!!!

sexisbad 1

Thursday 27 May 2010 2:01

Go with it!

alexthecutie 0

Thursday 27 May 2010 2:04

Use proper English please.

Guerrilla8 0

Thursday 27 May 2010 3:28

You should have told him to put a sock in it.

alex1432 9

Thursday 27 May 2010 4:37

guys there are much worse fetishes out there than foot fetishes, like puking fetishes, animal fetishes

azim2424 0

Thursday 27 May 2010 5:54

OMFG the gingers are taking overrr!!!!!!!!

ShadowPunkChick 1

Thursday 27 May 2010 6:16

There is only one person that's allowed to go anywhere near my feet! and I can't stand it when people put their feet on me! I think people that take pictures of their feet are ******* stupid..also, I don't understand why people obsess over baby feet..so they are small and chubby who gives a **** they are still feet and its still weird..I'd never take a picture of just my baby's feet..if I wanted to remember how small they were I'd have a foot print taken or do one of those ceramic hand/food print things..FYL indeed..foot fetishes are creepy..I do agree though there are worse fetishes out there..