Intimacy: Foot-in-mouth syndrome

Foot-in-mouth syndrome

By Anonymous - 26/05/2010 12:03 - United States

Today, I was talking to this guy I liked at work. He was flirting with me, and everything was going great, I was so happy, until he started talking non-stop about the extent of his foot fetish. FML

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Today, I was fooling around with someone I had met at a club, in my room. It got really heated, and I was really getting into this guy, until he lifts up my leg and asks, "Can I lick your leg?" FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2009 16:23 - United States

Today, I went to a social event with a very attractive male co-worker. Things were going awesome, we were flirting and really hitting it off. Then his 'wife' called. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2012 02:49 - Canada - Regina

Today, after being totally in love with a guy since middle school, I finally had enough self confidence to go and talk to him. Turns out he's boring as fuck. I obsessed over this guy for nearly 4 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2015 05:44 - United States

Today, after about a year of keeping it a secret from my girlfriend, I told her about my foot fetish. She said "EWWWWWWWW!" and left. She's ignoring my calls and has changed her relationship status to single on Facebook. FML

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Rexx 0

Wednesday 26 May 2010 19:16

Give the man a footjob then

rety1 13

Wednesday 26 May 2010 19:21

so? you know that a foot fetish is the worlds most common fetish that doesn't have anything to do with a sexual part of the body.

Comments

Stevefett 0

Friday 28 May 2010 19:05

no.111 are you the Asian Mr. Spock or what?

Stevefett 0

Friday 28 May 2010 19:37

no.63 what's with you guys and your **** pics? Please knock it off. Noone likes someone who loves themselves like that. It's called conceit. Stop it.

noclevername 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 14:47

The issue isn't the existence or (in this case) nature of the fetish, it's that he wouldn't shut up about it. It doesn't matter whether the topic is sex or your favourite type of cereal, if you can't recognise when someone else isn't interested and change the topic, you're boring and inconsiderate.

birds_fml 7

Sunday 30 May 2010 13:46

It sucks that he kept going on and on about it... but.... Man, I'd LOVE to have a guy with a foot fetish! I get my feet rubbed all I want, and he enjoys it too! And then, if I'm not in the mood for sex, he can just have at it with my feet, while I lay back and relax.

w00terz4hooterz 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 1:38

You fell in love with a /b/tard. Just accept it.

Tash543 0

Monday 21 June 2010 11:25

you shouldn't be so crude, he could be a really nice person? everyone is different I think you should respect people for who they are

krysxkatastrophe 14

Friday 23 July 2010 18:03

#4 win

daAce77 8

Wednesday 19 January 2011 1:16

I think he's giving you a clue for something he wants from you lol

angels_siren 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 23:59

My bf has a foot fetish. he loves footjobs and when i paint my toes black. he gets a boner when i try on tiny sandals :) hehe i love it.

raptras 2

Wednesday 9 March 2011 14:11

ok for those of you who keep going on about foot fetishs are disgusting and what not shut up not that bad I have some humiliation fetishes and let me tell you feet are the least of your conserns when it comes to fetishs