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Foreshadowing

By JB. - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Somerset

Today, while my husband and I were arguing, he walked away in the middle of my sentence yelling, "Remember babe, you're only my current wife!" FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 977
You deserved it 5 100

Same thing different taste

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Eric125125 13

He's got his priorities in line :D

Remember babe, I make dinner around here...

bizarre_ftw 21

Tomorrow walk up to him, hand him divorce papers, and say "guess what babe, you're not even my current husband!"

stoptrying 9

Overreacting is always the answer.. if you're an idiot.

Heh. Serve him with divorce papers and tell him, "Now you're my former husband. Happy trails."

if he treats u like a joke...leave him like its funny

He was just trying to me witty and threatening. It would so simple to throw it back in his face with "Well babe, your only my current husband!".

Depends what the argument was about.. He may have a point, but in my relationship.. Happy wife = happy life