What the…?

By hitlerfish - 14/03/2017 22:00

Today, while meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time, the first comment I received was, "Well, at least this one is white." FML
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Tripartita 44

As bad as I feel for you, OP, I feel worse for his previous boyfriend. Add to that the fact that the gender icon indicates they're gay, and this gets really interesting. "I assure you, I'm a big fan of your son, but I get the feeling you're not exactly accepting of his sexuality given how you've treated me." "What? 'Course we accept our son! We're not ass-backwards homophobes!" "Whew, for a second, I c—" "We're just disappointed he's datin' a colored!" "…ah."

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CountZiggenpuss 7

My mother in law asked my now wife if I was black when she found out we were dating? "Mom, I'm dating a really nice guy." "Is he black?" BTW, I'm literally the whitest man in America.

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Tripartita 44

As bad as I feel for you, OP, I feel worse for his previous boyfriend. Add to that the fact that the gender icon indicates they're gay, and this gets really interesting. "I assure you, I'm a big fan of your son, but I get the feeling you're not exactly accepting of his sexuality given how you've treated me." "What? 'Course we accept our son! We're not ass-backwards homophobes!" "Whew, for a second, I c—" "We're just disappointed he's datin' a colored!" "…ah."

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nentenkupo 16

Gender icon doesn't mean op is gay. I'm a girl and it wouldn't let me change my icon.

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CountZiggenpuss 7

My mother in law asked my now wife if I was black when she found out we were dating? "Mom, I'm dating a really nice guy." "Is he black?" BTW, I'm literally the whitest man in America.

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smithers_7 1

That's what my grandpappy said to me when we was intercoarsing in 0'8

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