Love: Forget it

Forget it

By Anonymous - 02/06/2009 20:51 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my best guy friend, who I have loved for years. I was talking about school and all of a sudden he said, "I love you." I flipped out saying, "Oh my god, oh my god. I love you too!" He responded with, "What?" He was talking to his mom, who was walking out the door. FML

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By Baby_girl - 06/06/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML

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By TrulyYours - 07/05/2009 12:39 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML

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By Lifes_overated - 23/09/2009 14:10 - Australia

Today, at a bus stop my friend told me that he loved me. I, reacting on impulse, told him how long I've wanted to hear him say that, and kissed him. Then I realised the look on his face. Turns out he'd said 'I need new shoes' not 'I love you.' FML

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Today, I finally had a man say, "I love you" to me in a sincere tone. It was a customer, who was high, over the phone. I said it back. FML

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By Lukey1028 - 14/07/2015 01:07 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML

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By Paicked - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML

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By Heartbroken - 08/08/2018 07:00 - United States

Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML

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By cloudish - 21/05/2017 12:00 - Germany

Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML

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Phalankx 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:01

Pretend you were joking to play it off.

AliMarie 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:02

Boys don't normally say "I love you" out of the blue like that.

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stanfrdpenguin13 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 8:17

First of all, that's sucky!! Second of all, #332 shut the hell up!! You talk like a total bitch and prob work at McDonalds!!

jada17 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 8:20

Guys will avoid saying "I love you" like the plague

DJ_NiveK 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 8:24

oh shi- did he die?

NeverMind4Now 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 8:31

You are halfway out of the closet.. its either you play it off and go back in, or you fully expose yourself and reveal your real feelings. In your situation, I would have just played it off as if it were a joke. everything is always easier said than done; its the fact of life!

tslyt 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 8:37

Oh crap That sucks!

LSUfan25689 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 8:44

This one comes from Mt. Kilamenjaro ------I'm still getting money AYE $$$$$

loridee 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 8:44

Awwww...Best guy friends...who needs them! Mine sucks like that too.

gregthestrange 3

Wednesday 3 June 2009 8:47

WHAT THE **** #345!? Are you ******* serious? Is it his fault that you're some desperate **** who can't get the **** over him? My god, the fact that you act like it's his fault makes me want to ram white hot steel rods through my eyes at the general stupidity of your post. You should be shot as a gesture of goodwill towards humanity. As far as you, OP, it's shitty FML's like this that are ruining this website. No one cares about your sad, pathetic life and the fact that you're in love with some guy. GET THE **** OVER IT. /rant

cherrylullaby7 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 9:08

Seventeen's March edition: "I was on the phone with my best guy friend, who I have a secret crush on. His mother was on her way out the door, and he said, 'Love you." I thought he was talking to me and I totally freaked out! I excitedly told him, 'I love you too!' Then he said he was talking to his mom. So humiliating!" I read the edition this morning:)