Intimacy: Forgiveness

Forgiveness

By notacaveman - 16/04/2013 13:27 - Netherlands

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she had drunkenly slept with another guy last night. Since she seemed genuinely upset, and had confessed right away, I decided to forgive her the slip-up. She then angrily broke up with me, because "if I really loved her, I would've been more angry." FML

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By Dumped - 18/02/2010 08:58 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend got drunk and cheated on me. After I tried to talk to her about it, she dumped me. Not because she didn't like me anymore or that she liked the other guy, but because she felt "too guilty" and "wouldn't be able to look me in the eyes anymore." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2022 22:00

Today, at a bar, a drunk girl kissed me, so I went home and confessed what happened to my girlfriend. She forgave me but took it as permission to admit she’s cheated sexually at least once a month for over a year, then got mad I didn’t immediately forgive her like she forgave me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, I came home early from work, and caught my girlfriend with my best friend. I forgave her. She thinks it's because I love her. It's because I wouldn't get laid otherwise. FML

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By drunkluv - 12/04/2011 02:58 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend openly admitted to me that she wouldn't have gone out with me if she hadn't been drunk. FML

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On the sauce

By drinkdrankdrunk - 27/09/2013 07:33 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I woke up from a night of heavy drinking to find my girlfriend dumped me. Apparently I drunk-called her last night and told her that someone as beautiful as her could be with someone way better than me. She agreed. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2015 19:37 - Guam - Barrigada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over a stupid argument, but after a long day we made up and got back together. Not long afterwards, my friend called, feeling guilty and confessing that he had sex with her after finding out she'd dumped me. FML

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Don't hate the player…

By He who is free of sin casts the first stone. - 16/06/2021 14:01

Today, my girlfriend confessed to me that she'd cheated on me with my best friend. I can't get mad at her, because I cheated on her with him before she did. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2016 17:11 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, my girlfriend told me she loved me for the first time. Unfortunately, it was her way of saying that she didn't want to lose me after cheating on me yesterday. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2019 05:19 - United Kingdom - Oldbury

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was too tired for sex, which she interpreted as me confessing to not wanting to have sex with her because I’m having sex with other women. FML

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By anonymous - 15/06/2011 18:00 - Canada

Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl for two years, but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. FML

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SynysterNero 20

Tuesday 16 April 2013 19:07

She sounds like a bitch anyway. Plenty of other women out there.

Sir_ND_Pity 35

Tuesday 16 April 2013 19:09

It must be the whoremones.

Comments

Radoh 3

Tuesday 16 April 2013 21:26

She wanted you to break up with her, silly. But no, you had to go and be understanding and non-judgemental. Seriously though, you're probably way better off.

DDalton 14

Tuesday 16 April 2013 21:29

How in the hell is being drunk a good enough excuse for cheating!? Your fault for forgiving so easily...

elodymayweeble 7

Tuesday 16 April 2013 21:30

I wish my ex had reacted like you did. :(

MoeT8979 8

Tuesday 16 April 2013 21:31

WHORENDOUS!!!!

Ryodin 11

Tuesday 16 April 2013 21:32

Always consider this might be a manipulation test- she may (in my experience) be lying to see if you "really love her enough" to be upset by it. Some women are evil after all.

revieced 13

Thursday 18 April 2013 22:49

So she would make up such a dumb lie that would make her look like a ***** and would also endanger their relationship just for her to "test" him?? :rolleyes:

Atchoo 8

Tuesday 16 April 2013 21:44

You deserved it. And by that I mean that you deserve to be free of a bitch like that. You're far too compassionate to waste your time with someone so unstable.