Health: Foul

Foul

By cdubb27 - 11/10/2010 06:00 - United States

Today, while at the gym, I noticed a foul smell while on elliptical machine. I figured it was the little old lady on the machine next to me. It was so bad I had to leave. When I got in my truck, I realized the smell had followed me. It was me. My cat had pissed on my workout clothes. FML

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By peteswentzbass - 26/01/2013 17:18 - Netherlands - Nuenen

Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML

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By anonymous - 21/10/2013 06:53 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML

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By katams - 26/02/2012 12:28 - United States

Today, I was going for a walk and I kept smelling pee wherever I went. After about an hour, I finally figured out that the smell was me. My dog had peed on my sweatshirt. FML

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By snickerdoodles - 10/02/2010 21:19 - United States

Today, I was in class and noticed that it smelled strongly of cat urine. I smelled my shoulder and realized that my cat had peed on my sweater. I had six hours of classes left, and the smell had permeated my shirt. FML

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Tidy your room

By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 20:03

Today, I woke up and stepped on a wet jacket. After smelling what it was, it turns out the cat had peed all over my laundry, especially the waterproof jacket, and after attempting to clean it up, it dripped everywhere and the entire apartment now smells like cat piss. FML

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Smells like victory

By Tcake - 19/05/2009 05:19 - United States

Today, I was drying off with a towel after coming in from outside. I noticed that the bathroom smelled like cat pee, so I sniffed all around to find out where my cat peed. Turns out, he peed on the towel that I was drying myself off with. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2011 05:18 - Australia

Today, I came home after a short trip. Walking through the door, an overpowering smell indicated that in my rush to leave I'd forgotten to bring the cat litter tray indoors. The place was covered in cat urine. It was as if I'd created a cycling ecosystem of evaporated urine turning into urine rain-clouds. FML

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By Quin - 31/05/2019 14:00

Today, I was running around the track at school PE with a lot of other students. I noticed a guy who smelled really bad and I thought to myself how disgusting that was and I felt bad for him. Later, I was changing and caught a whiff of my shirt. It wasn't him who was smelly. FML

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Training day

By smalls727 - 22/11/2016 17:46

Today, I was at orientation for my new job. There were only 6 other people in the training. Throughout the whole entire training, I kept smelling cat piss and moved further away from the other person, only to later get in my car and realize my cat had peed in my purse. FML

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Yoga to watch out

By Peelates - 12/03/2017 22:00

Today, I prepared to do my early morning yoga, lowered myself on to the mat then felt a wet patch on my stomach. Turns out my roommate's cat had taken a piss on my orange mat and I'd been too tired to notice. FML

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beelo44 0

Monday 11 October 2010 12:07

yea, blame betty white

Jimboom 11

Monday 11 October 2010 12:08

And you didn't notice while putting on the clothes perhaps? Or when you were carrying the clothes around? Cat piss is a fairly pungent smell so unless they pissed on them a few days ago and dried up so that it only really kicked in when your sweat moistened up the clothes you should have realised this before you went to the gym. Anyway, throw your cat on a treadmill to punish it! :-P

Comments

MikeG92 0

Monday 11 October 2010 12:59

cats...

FMLsohardithurts 0

Monday 11 October 2010 13:14

cats are like ***** .... have one over for a night , they will try to **** your husband soon after.

underpaid011 0

Monday 11 October 2010 13:31

I have cats so I know this. They are evil bastards. You did something to upset the cat, and so it had it's revenge.

meowmeowwkitty 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 6:53

yes. don't blame the cat! maybe this guys an asshole!

perdix 29

Monday 11 October 2010 13:51

I'll bet the old lady had the workout of her life. They just love that cat urine scent -- that's why their houses smell of it. Next time, rub some mothballs under your armpits and she'll have her first ****** in 40 years.

bellaxmonkeyx_fml 8

Monday 11 October 2010 14:28

Perdix, darling, you obviously didn't know Granny recently acquired some particularly sweet smelling/tasting lube and has been fornicating with everyone/everything she can get her hands on. Mothball/cat urine induced orgasms are so old-school, now.

perdix 29

Monday 11 October 2010 15:04

Oh, Bella, Just because she added a Very Cherry tool to her box, er, I mean toolbox, doesn't mean she's going get rid of the oldies, but goodies ;)

bellaxmonkeyx_fml 8

Monday 11 October 2010 15:17

Thinking of grandma's box seems to make me forget to type words as well, dear. :P

perdix 29

Monday 11 October 2010 16:48

Thanks. I hope you appreciate my special gift: When you try to top one of my disturbing images, I can come up with something disturbinger. Thanks for the inspiration. ;)