Mental health, Poopoo peepee, Anxiety and Work: Freakout

Freakout

By Anonymous - 20/03/2015 16:56 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I had to take a dump at work. I walked into the bathroom and opened a stall, only to find what I can only describe as a fecal crime scene. It was like a turd had exploded mid-air. It was so vile, my anxiety kicked in and I broke down into a sobbing panic attack. FML

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By VMV - 01/02/2013 23:53 - Spain - Abrera

Today, I desperately needed to pee, so I decided to confront my anxiety issues and use a public toilet. I opened the lid, only to see several huge, rancid floaters staring back at me. I had an attack, started sobbing, and pissed myself on the way home. Never again. FML

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By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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Nightmare Fuel

By anon - 01/06/2018 01:30

Today, at work, I had a coughing fit so bad I actually shat myself. What felt like a gallon of liquid crap poured down my trouser leg onto the floor. I work in a competitive office and this happened in front of 30 spiteful coworkers who love posting pics online. FML

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By Alisterine - 24/08/2014 17:31 - United States - Chesterfield

Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML

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By Crap - 30/07/2015 00:57 - United States - Seminole

Today, I had horrible diarrhea at work. When I felt the bubbling, I ran to the bathroom. An agonizing bowel movement later, I realized that there was no toilet paper in the stall. Just as I was about to ask a coworker who was in the bathroom for some, the fire alarm went off. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 21:34 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML

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Fools rush in

By Anonymous - 15/11/2022 10:00 - United States - Utica

Today, after a shopping trip, I had the worst diarrhea attack and almost shat my pants before I could even get in the front door. By the time I could get the door open, it was taking all of my self-control to keep from shitting myself. I had to shit on the toilet with the front door and bathroom door wide open. FML

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TW: Gross

By mpfrost153 - 01/11/2021 12:00 - United States

Today, as if having diarrhea at work wasn’t bad enough, my office’s aggressively flushing toilet sprayed me with my own liquid shit. FML

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Humpty Dumpy

By traumatized - 12/04/2014 18:07 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was taking the biggest shit of my life. When I worked the thing out, it hit the water with such force that I got a toilet water enema from the backwash. I was so freaked out that I screamed and fell off the seat, prompting my husband to rush in to see what was wrong. FML

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Spooky season has begun

By Anonymous - 04/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was at work at a kiosk in the mall when I smelled something foul. I thought it was the weird dude who'd just walked by so I just carried on with my work. Minutes later, I looked to my right and there, lying on the floor a few feet from me, was a huge turd wrapped in toilet paper. FML

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You deserved it 161

MegasaurusRex89 28

Saturday 21 March 2015 8:29

People are disgusting. I've unfortunately seen that several times at my job. Sorry about the panic attack :(

IAmzephyr 22

Saturday 21 March 2015 8:33

Poopnado 3: the toilet incident

Comments

lexiieeex3 32

Saturday 21 March 2015 8:54

I hope this doesn't sound insensitive but was there more than one bathroom or more than one stall at least?

cari_cat 19

Saturday 21 March 2015 20:55

Not that after seeing that OP would stay in the bathroom. Though I just have to say this is the best written FML I've ever read.

Steffi3 40

Saturday 21 March 2015 8:56

Let me guess. You're a crewmember on that plane that had to turn around because the smell in the toilets was unbearable?

False_Stupidity 41

Saturday 21 March 2015 9:16

This is going into my favourites just for the great creative description.

selee_01 6

Saturday 21 March 2015 9:31

Certain people just can't seem to clean up their own mess. Just lazy and disgusting. Sorry you had to deal with that OP.

Witchylady 17

Saturday 21 March 2015 9:31

I would break down too. I saw a faecal explosion at a train station public toilet once and I have never been the same since. The memory of dripping poo sliding down the walls and the toilet is enough to scare any one. I feel for you buddy.

dawood_k 27

Saturday 21 March 2015 9:40

Oh shit I'm so sorry OP You must have felt splattered, I mean shattered

aubamas 20

Saturday 21 March 2015 10:17

call FSI fecal scene investigation

estrada813 11

Saturday 21 March 2015 10:52

Well, shit.

ShadowlessSpear 21

Saturday 21 March 2015 16:21

*Welshite

enginsteve 17

Saturday 21 March 2015 11:15

So the first thing I thought of was the difference in damage via an airburst or ground burst when you're bombing a target. I've been moved on and mentally modeled the damage done between uttered airburst and a turd ground burst..