Love, Phone calls and Scary: Freakout

Freakout

By Anonymous - 04/01/2012 17:00 - United States

Today, when I woke up I checked my phone for messages, only to hear a woman screaming that I have been sleeping with her husband and that she is sending her 'people' after me. I have never met said husband. I panicked for hours only to receive a call telling me she had dialed the wrong number. FML

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You deserved it 2 839

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By Tag - 31/08/2013 04:30 - Australia - Perth

Today, a woman screamed at me for five minutes, demanding to know how long I'd been having an affair with her husband. I explained for the second time that she'd dialed a wrong number. FML

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You deserved it 2 733

By scumbag - 05/11/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML

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You deserved it 6 428

By Katie - 09/10/2012 05:42 - United States - Homewood

Today, I received frantic calls and messages from my husband wondering where I was and if I was cheating on him. I was in the same house as him. FML

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You deserved it 2 097

Place in the world fades away

By What - 07/08/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I received a random phone call from an unknown number. Three times. After the third time, the person started yelling at me viciously. Then I suddenly heard a different voice, saying, "Terribly sorry, sir. My poor sister has dementia and thinks you're her husband. Her dead husband, I might add." FML

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You deserved it 73

By badwife - 07/11/2009 10:22 - Japan

Today, my husband left his phone at home. I looked through his contacts and found a person named "The Bitch." Being very curious, I called "The Bitch" to see who it was. My phone rang. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 390

You deserved it 17 366

By Reena - 19/08/2011 06:38 - Canada

Today, I got woken up by a text from an unknown number at 3 am saying, "haha I found your number." I ignored it and tried to go back to sleep. After hours of trying to fall asleep, my drowsiness was disturbed by another text from the same person saying, "Sorry, wrong number." FML

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You deserved it 4 229

Just a prank, bro

By iscreamforicecream - 01/06/2011 11:53 - United States

Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML

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You deserved it 5 751

By innocent - 19/04/2017 00:00

Today my best friend called me at 6 a.m., ranting and accusing me of sleeping with her husband. I live two hours away and haven't seen him in person in over six months. FML

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You deserved it 339

By Tom - 07/11/2008 12:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I crawled into bed at 2 in the morning. At 6 am, the telephone rang, waking me up. It was a wrong number. FML

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You deserved it 13 360

Overbearing girlfriend

By Jake - 16/09/2013 19:08 - United States - Albany

Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 474

You deserved it 8 259

ohmandapants 16

Wednesday 4 January 2012 22:41

Well, at least now you know you're safe...unless she got the other woman's address confused with yours too...

lolapple 0

Wednesday 4 January 2012 22:42

Bitches be crazy

Comments

attaboy368 20

Thursday 5 January 2012 1:41

nice of her to call back wasn't it?

phantumgrey 6

Thursday 5 January 2012 2:49

Bitches get stitches

Biggins14 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 3:03

Puss

THE_A_TEEN 27

Thursday 5 January 2012 4:01

Being scared for our life means you're a pussy. Gow up, you dumb ****...

cinderellacat 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 3:04

How is this a ydi?

Track1991 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 3:21

I had a similar situation years ago. Gota love trac phones. Everyone seems to have the same number.

adelelover21 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 3:41

Stop trying to be funny.

EpicFail1520 16

Thursday 5 January 2012 5:10

Oh, paranoid people..

cosmosis 12

Thursday 5 January 2012 5:23

With jokes like yours, no wonder you receive death threats.

chipmonk69 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 5:24

fail lol

xSorry_fml 10

Thursday 5 January 2012 6:36

step 1. make comment on fml referencing south park episode. step 2. haters gonna hate step 3. make coffee step 4. ???? step 5. Still profit #78 and #85 Umadbro?