Love, Phone calls and Scary: Freakout

Freakout

By Anonymous - 04/01/2012 17:00 - United States

Today, when I woke up I checked my phone for messages, only to hear a woman screaming that I have been sleeping with her husband and that she is sending her 'people' after me. I have never met said husband. I panicked for hours only to receive a call telling me she had dialed the wrong number. FML

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By Tag - 31/08/2013 04:30 - Australia - Perth

Today, a woman screamed at me for five minutes, demanding to know how long I'd been having an affair with her husband. I explained for the second time that she'd dialed a wrong number. FML

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By scumbag - 05/11/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML

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By Katie - 09/10/2012 05:42 - United States - Homewood

Today, I received frantic calls and messages from my husband wondering where I was and if I was cheating on him. I was in the same house as him. FML

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Place in the world fades away

By What - 07/08/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I received a random phone call from an unknown number. Three times. After the third time, the person started yelling at me viciously. Then I suddenly heard a different voice, saying, "Terribly sorry, sir. My poor sister has dementia and thinks you're her husband. Her dead husband, I might add." FML

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By badwife - 07/11/2009 10:22 - Japan

Today, my husband left his phone at home. I looked through his contacts and found a person named "The Bitch." Being very curious, I called "The Bitch" to see who it was. My phone rang. FML

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By Reena - 19/08/2011 06:38 - Canada

Today, I got woken up by a text from an unknown number at 3 am saying, "haha I found your number." I ignored it and tried to go back to sleep. After hours of trying to fall asleep, my drowsiness was disturbed by another text from the same person saying, "Sorry, wrong number." FML

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Just a prank, bro

By iscreamforicecream - 01/06/2011 11:53 - United States

Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML

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By innocent - 19/04/2017 00:00

Today my best friend called me at 6 a.m., ranting and accusing me of sleeping with her husband. I live two hours away and haven't seen him in person in over six months. FML

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By Tom - 07/11/2008 12:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I crawled into bed at 2 in the morning. At 6 am, the telephone rang, waking me up. It was a wrong number. FML

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Overbearing girlfriend

By Jake - 16/09/2013 19:08 - United States - Albany

Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML

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ohmandapants 16

Wednesday 4 January 2012 22:41

Well, at least now you know you're safe...unless she got the other woman's address confused with yours too...

lolapple 0

Wednesday 4 January 2012 22:42

Bitches be crazy

Comments

shutup_meg 1

Thursday 5 January 2012 6:50

this is horrible. sorry OP :/

5upernova 3

Thursday 5 January 2012 8:59

Seems like she is on the crazier side, but thank goodness she was decent enough to let you know that she dialed the wrong number. Either way, FYL OP.

Explicitng 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 9:27

Sounds like she needs a wet floor sign in her house. Bitch be trippin.

SamanthaLovesJB 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 12:19

Lol

ashleyo09 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 13:30

Omg I had the same thing happen to me

MsMeiriona 2

Thursday 5 January 2012 14:33

You sat there panicking instead of calling the cops?

Ballin8864 4

Thursday 5 January 2012 14:39

At least she realized & didn't try to send her "people" after you to kill you.

lalamike25 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 16:25

Don't you hate wrong numbers? :P I got a text from a very convinced person that my name was oscar.

hateevryone 14

Thursday 5 January 2012 18:07

change your number, just in case.

JeterArmy 0

Friday 6 January 2012 1:15

Why would u get mad at the other person for sleeping with ur parter and not get mad at ur parter, my gf cheated on me and I didn't get mad at the guy cuz she told him me and her broke up