By Anonymous - 14/02/2016 09:15 - Netherlands - Veldhoven

Today, I think I've conditioned my body to not function without technology, as I simply couldn't take a shit until I got up, fetched my phone and returned to the toilet to read stuff on here. FML
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tigerthepredator 16

Imagine what would happen if the phone battery died.

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MrConfusion 21

To all the people saying YDI, I think you would do the same thing

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MrConfusion 21

To all the people saying YDI, I think you would do the same thing

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Migole 36

No I wouldn't. I don't take my phone with me everywhere I go, especially not the toilet. I sometimes don't look at my phone for hours *gasp* And if I found out I'm that dependable on something, I would absolutely change it.

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smokecloud_ 37

While my phone occasionally accompanies me to the toilet, I don't NEED it to do my business.

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Candijpg 17

"to all the people saying YDI.." you were the first comment

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MrConfusion 21

#30, there already were people pressing "YDI," although there were not yet any comments.

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tigerthepredator 16

Imagine what would happen if the phone battery died.

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Mauskau 35

Read the ingredients of the air freshener or toothpaste over and over.

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TheNewGuy03 28

Spontaneous colonic combustion would occur

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am1717 22

Hahhaa don't worry op, That'll be the norm soon enough

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OptimusSlime 23

I love how technology addicted everyone is. One day this will screw as over, since most people don't even know how to start a fire without matches. Instead, the internet is more important than a skill that your life could potentially depend on.

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CoffeeChickBlows 13

Not sure what all that ego stroking luddite nonsense has to do with it. He could just have easily become dependent on reading a physical newspaper or a book instead in order to take a shit. Hell, that's exactly what a lot of people used to do. But yeah, let's go back to the pre-microprocessor age just in case. Jesus.

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deathstroke990 22

I love how you literally used the internet to post internet hate

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sturschaedel 27

I can google how to start a fire without matches on my phone any time though.

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Zebediabolical 39

I know how to use a bic lighter and always have one on me.

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whatarethisss 23

I think that's almost all of us, sady.

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

Queue the "that's a shitty situation" type comments.

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Dilexar 26

Not actually a shitty situation, unless OP's battery happened to be at 3% when he grabbed his phone.

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redheadedmonster 24

I've done the same. But to be fair taking a shit is boring without something to read or a puzzle to do.

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Mahcookiez 15

Its probably just cause you're so used to doing it that it became a natural habit

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Hunter1154 14

I heard going camping without electronics for a weekend can help with that, but I don't know for sure, just read it online somewhere once

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sturschaedel 27

Well, if it doesn't help OP is going to have one hell of a constipation.

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