Animals: Freakout

Freakout

By Pk45 - 11/11/2011 15:37 - United Kingdom

Today, my young son wanted to rent some movie with talking animals in it for us to watch together. I couldn't say no, but talking animal movies freak me out big time, I either start to cry or feel nauseous. Especially ones with dogs. What is wrong with me? FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 13:20 - United States

Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML

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By Bigbaby - 11/06/2015 22:29 - United States - Ontario

Today, I decided to be the "cool aunt" and take my nephew to a horror movie. I ended up being so scared, I burst into tears. Nothing says "cool" like having an 11-year-old walk a sobbing, grown woman from a theatre. FML

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Mr. Robot

By confused - 30/04/2021 05:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend said we needed to talk. He called me cruel, cold and heartless and that it’s making him reconsider what kind of future we may have together. All because I hate sappy movies and don’t cry on the scenes where the dogs die. FML

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Animated movies

By Penny - 18/01/2020 20:00

Today, at work, I was discussing animated movies with a male senior who's got kids. I was trying to refer to Zootopia but couldn't remember the name. I went, "Zoo, zoo... filia?" Silence. It wasn't until I got home an hour later that I realized what I said. FML

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Childhood trauma

By Anonymous - 27/09/2022 13:00

Today, before watching the new Pinocchio, we decided to watch the cartoon one from the 1940’s. Turns out, when I was a kid, the scene where the evil Coachman’s face turns demonic traumatised me. I’d forgotten until I saw the face again. I’m 56 years-old but I froze up and peed myself in my armchair. FML

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By Stupid - 20/04/2011 02:29 - United States

Today, my manager told me to throw out some of the old toys at the daycare we work at. I can't because I've seen Toy Story 3, and thinking about them in a dump makes me cry. I'm 28. FML

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By LALALALA - 29/05/2009 21:08 - United States

Today, I saw that Pixar had put out a teaser trailer for Toy Story 3. I got so excited to watch it that had to go lay in bed for a few minutes in order to calm myself down. I'm 19 years old. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2014 17:51 - United States - Long Beach

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a TV show about wildlife. The moment the narrator said the word "peacock", my boyfriend broke down into hysterical laughter. He laughed to the point of tears, and had to excuse himself. I'm dating a man-child. FML

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Sensitive

By Anonymous - 31/05/2009 06:46 - United States

Today, the girl I like came over to my house to watch a movie. We had seen pretty much every movie that I suggested, so we ended up watching The Lion King. I forgot how sad that movie is, because once Mufasa died I started bawling my eyes out. FML

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Don't yuck his yum

By Anonymous - 12/07/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I can’t get over that my husband will watch children’s movies all by himself, even though we don’t have kids. Seriously, I brought a friend over today and when we walked in he was drinking beer, watching a cartoon movie about a ladybird-themed superhero girl. It was so embarrassing. FML

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cradle6 13

Friday 11 November 2011 19:01

Face your fear? Grow up? Get a real talking animal to desensitize you? I'm not all that sure.

perdix 29

Friday 11 November 2011 19:10

Because you can't suspend disbelief. I'd freak out if dogs could suddenly talk. Mine would probably tell everyone about the peanut butter!

Comments

nicknamekenny 1

Friday 11 November 2011 20:39

Like cats (>'_')>

EvanAGD 7

Friday 11 November 2011 20:55

Watch Babe its one of my childhood favorites. :)

lionlvr 9

Friday 11 November 2011 21:10

I used to do that with horror movies..then i got over it. Give it time :) It's just a phobia..

CoolStoryScrote 6

Friday 11 November 2011 21:11

What would happen if you came in contact with a parrot?

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 11 November 2011 22:01

Parrot: Polly want a cracka mothafuckaaah. Op: (Faints)

angryyute 4

Friday 11 November 2011 21:32

You're a ******' fool!!!

Jorcar 8

Friday 11 November 2011 22:03

Well you kill people and eat hands. That's two things.

Mipz 2

Saturday 12 November 2011 17:21

Joooooorcar!

Raivyn_Grimm 9

Friday 26 July 2013 16:04

His tummy was makin' the rumblies, that only hands could satisfy.

sneakymcpothead 0

Friday 11 November 2011 22:14

So that mean your probably can't watch family guy then well you suck !!

2ndSucks 15

Friday 11 November 2011 22:21

You high, chica?

SorrowFull 8

Friday 11 November 2011 22:54

Try not to pass on this phobia to your kid.

jason609 3

Friday 11 November 2011 23:13

Most unique phobia i ever heard of O.o

hipposmoke 2

Friday 11 November 2011 23:17

you're a real man, thats why

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Today, it was the first time my boyfriend saw me naked. He grabbed my breasts and began to sing, "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts." He's 22. FML

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Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home drunk from a party last night. They said I couldn't hang out with my best friend anymore as he's a "bad influence". He was the only one sober in our group and drove me home safely. FML

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Today, I dinged a desk-bell at head office and everyone burst into a round of applause for me. I was reamed by HR and served written notice to not ding the bell, because, "Only agents are allowed ding the bell, and only when they close a sale." Sorry, I didn't know about the bell guys. FML

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Today, I walked around for hours with a Post-it on my back reading, "I JUST HAD SEX!" My boyfriend stuck it on me. FML

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Today, I finally mustered the courage to ask my boss for a raise. I confidently walked into his office, ready to present my case, only to trip over the edge of a rug and fall onto his desk, scattering papers and stuff everywhere. FML

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Today, I realized that there are more framed pictures of my mom's dog than pictures of me around the house. FML

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