Work, Public freakouts and Transportation: FREAKOUT!

FREAKOUT!

By peachesthepigeon - 19/01/2011 18:54 - United States

Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML

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You deserved it 2 688

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By Toast514 - 29/07/2009 23:49 - Canada

Today, I was short shifted at work because one of my employees decided not to show up. Furious, I wrote her up and made predetermined judgments about her. When she came in, I went off on her for being absent and leaving me stuck. She then informed me her mom tried to commit suicide. FML

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You deserved it 62 536

By thatsmejl - 15/09/2011 13:47 - United States

Today, I had to fire an employee because she constantly calls in, or is late to work. She became very emotional and I felt kind of bad, so I walked her out myself. We then got stuck in the company elevator. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 165

You deserved it 3 952

By tired of my job - 29/10/2015 08:33 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 107

You deserved it 1 385

By Anonymous - 31/12/2012 15:44 - Canada - Sydney

Today, while buying paint, I began to help an elderly woman working to lift some heavy boxes. She told me what a nice young lady I was. Then her boss came over, screamed at her for being lazy and fired her. She cried. So did I. FML

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You deserved it 3 325

The hero we deserved

By Anonymous - 01/05/2023 15:00

Today, I helped save three people, including a newborn, when I was sole witness to a bad car crash. My boss said that wasn’t a valid reason to be 4 hours late for work and fired me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 206

You deserved it 92

By KatieElizabeth - 27/10/2013 04:57 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML

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You deserved it 2 738

I don't wanna, I don't think so

By Anonymous - 10/08/2022 00:00

Today, I had to fire an employee for the first time in my life. She broke something that keeps breaking on its own, but she didn't report it. HR made me fire her. FML

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You deserved it 123

By Ross R - 27/12/2012 08:52 - United States - Richland

Today, I decided to cover a coworker's closing shift because she felt sick. My boss even gave me a $10 gift card for doing it. I felt good about it, until I walked outside and found that my car had been stolen. FML

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You deserved it 2 399

Unfair dismissal

By Feijoo - 16/12/2021 11:01

Today, while working at the store, a lady grabbed a bunch of T-shirts and started talking on the phone. She then walked out the store with them. I ran after her, and she sprays me with mace telling me to not interrupt her while on the phone. My eyes burned for hours. Oh, and I was fired because of the huge loss. FML

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You deserved it 123

By jobless - 10/04/2015 06:28 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML

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You deserved it 2 511

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Wednesday 19 January 2011 23:57

What an ungrateful b!tch!

perdix 29

Thursday 20 January 2011 0:50

A bottle of water is not a good enough bribe to prevent a car break-in. A bottle of Jack might have done the trick!

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IneffableLullaby 13

Thursday 20 January 2011 0:42

Wow, that former coworker of yours has some issues, OP...

perdix 29

Thursday 20 January 2011 0:50

A bottle of water is not a good enough bribe to prevent a car break-in. A bottle of Jack might have done the trick!

Withired_Away 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 4:20

if your ke$ha

Cressalys 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 5:13

LOL

kdizzle58 1

Thursday 20 January 2011 9:49

where do u park your car again;p keep some Jack handy just in case:)

Keyman1212 14

Thursday 20 January 2011 1:19

Press charges! Sue that bitch! Get revenge on her by making her life more miserable than it is!

snagglepaste 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 1:25

Oooooh a bottle of water? What do you want, a cookie? File a police report like a grown up.

sadistmonkey 19

Thursday 20 January 2011 6:17

Who says she didn't?

yummycupcakegirl 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 1:30

Ungreatful people these days:(

Doortje 29

Thursday 20 January 2011 1:53

She's just trying to say the woman wasn't great :')

Doortje 29

Thursday 20 January 2011 1:58

It's okay fluffingclouds, we can't all be smart like yummycupcakegirl.

talktomandybaby 8

Thursday 20 January 2011 2:54

28 you are hilarious.every comment of youra has to do with butts or peniss LMAOO

Doortje 29

Thursday 20 January 2011 3:15

Do you really think that's hilarious? Wait, your profile picture and the fact that you love Twilight says enough.

alwaysandforever_fml_fml 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 5:13

32 you read my mind!

AlexBuda 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 2:00

What a dumb b$^&$, you guys know who she is. *facepalm*

truehitman2010 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 2:08

it's calle sue her

varkey 7

Thursday 20 January 2011 3:34

break into hers smash the windows slash the tires or the actual solution is sue her

vanillatwilight6 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 4:04

well karma will come after her

Scottz 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 4:17

True FML

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FREAKOUT!

Same thing different taste

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The hero we deserved

I don't wanna, I don't think so

Unfair dismissal

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