Work, Public freakouts and Transportation: FREAKOUT!

FREAKOUT!

By peachesthepigeon - 19/01/2011 18:54 - United States

Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML

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By Toast514 - 29/07/2009 23:49 - Canada

Today, I was short shifted at work because one of my employees decided not to show up. Furious, I wrote her up and made predetermined judgments about her. When she came in, I went off on her for being absent and leaving me stuck. She then informed me her mom tried to commit suicide. FML

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By thatsmejl - 15/09/2011 13:47 - United States

Today, I had to fire an employee because she constantly calls in, or is late to work. She became very emotional and I felt kind of bad, so I walked her out myself. We then got stuck in the company elevator. FML

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By tired of my job - 29/10/2015 08:33 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2012 15:44 - Canada - Sydney

Today, while buying paint, I began to help an elderly woman working to lift some heavy boxes. She told me what a nice young lady I was. Then her boss came over, screamed at her for being lazy and fired her. She cried. So did I. FML

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The hero we deserved

By Anonymous - 01/05/2023 15:00

Today, I helped save three people, including a newborn, when I was sole witness to a bad car crash. My boss said that wasn’t a valid reason to be 4 hours late for work and fired me. FML

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By KatieElizabeth - 27/10/2013 04:57 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML

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I don't wanna, I don't think so

By Anonymous - 10/08/2022 00:00

Today, I had to fire an employee for the first time in my life. She broke something that keeps breaking on its own, but she didn't report it. HR made me fire her. FML

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By Ross R - 27/12/2012 08:52 - United States - Richland

Today, I decided to cover a coworker's closing shift because she felt sick. My boss even gave me a $10 gift card for doing it. I felt good about it, until I walked outside and found that my car had been stolen. FML

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Unfair dismissal

By Feijoo - 16/12/2021 11:01

Today, while working at the store, a lady grabbed a bunch of T-shirts and started talking on the phone. She then walked out the store with them. I ran after her, and she sprays me with mace telling me to not interrupt her while on the phone. My eyes burned for hours. Oh, and I was fired because of the huge loss. FML

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By jobless - 10/04/2015 06:28 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML

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Wednesday 19 January 2011 23:57

What an ungrateful b!tch!

perdix 29

Thursday 20 January 2011 0:50

A bottle of water is not a good enough bribe to prevent a car break-in. A bottle of Jack might have done the trick!

Comments

diogi 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 4:30

the job has all her information so if you really knew it was her, you could hunt her down and call the cops so she'd have to pay for everyones damage and what she took and a lot more shit if ppl pressed charges. its so easy to ruin her life, i cant even call karma

LSU33DucKAholiC 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 4:35

You deserve it for being nice to a psycho...

SereniLove 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 5:02

Clearly, that water did something.

prettylittledevi 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 5:13

hahaha dumb hoe

hardcore1414 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 5:15

insurance????? ;)

JMsMoM02 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 6:26

Sounds like the people I work with...

TayonaC 10

Thursday 20 January 2011 6:27

ha u bought her WATER that's it, u didn't save her life... or job for that matter. your acting like your some kind of hero for that lol. it was nice I'm not saying it wasn't but you didn't have to mention it. sorry bout your car, FYL.

GuidoCheese 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 7:20

Damn, I'd sue her ass, even if she did get fired.

sallen0046 4

Thursday 20 January 2011 12:27

What's the problem? You have all of her information, just call the police and press charges. Your job will have to pay for the stolen items since the theft occurred on their property, and if by some miracle they do not, the court will order her to pay restitution in the amount of the items stolen.