Love, Break-ups and Holidays: Friends

Friends

By justfriends - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 342

You deserved it 2 604

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Been there, done that

By hlewrn - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Centreville

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 116

You deserved it 34 856

Sketchy

By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Austria

Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 596

You deserved it 3 196

Treat yourself

By birthday bash - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - France

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 211

You deserved it 5 241

Mummy's bravest little boy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Australia - Hobart

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 402

You deserved it 775

By grrrr - 12/02/2011 19:00 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 137

You deserved it 48 223

How could you?

By Ashlee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 260

You deserved it 7 918

Insult to injury

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 233

You deserved it 5 916

We were on a break!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, my ex of 5 years got engaged after 5 months of us "taking a break." FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 602

You deserved it 458

Scary!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 226

You deserved it 5 883

Great, just great

By lax22 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, thirty minutes after the end of a great date with a great girl, she texted me, "Yeah, uh, never come near me again." FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 172

You deserved it 6 311

Jasonf6 0

Thursday 9 February 2012 22:51

F that. Take someone else.

Blacksxe 1

Thursday 9 February 2012 22:51

Wow, of course she is trying to cash out on something. No bf and a free trip to flirt with people. Don't take her. She isn't worth the trouble and the pain you will feel during the trip.

Comments

I_am_original 1

Friday 24 February 2012 20:41

Wooow. Bring a different girl on the trip, if you can find one she cannot stand or has accused you of cheating on her with that would be ideal. You two dated for three years, friendship after a breakup like that isnt possible so dont worry about that

chenzo_bits89 0

Saturday 3 March 2012 0:06

take a new girl bro (;

erinluvsu 1

Tuesday 20 March 2012 18:08

Take one of your gooodd friends like o e of your buddies. Dont take that girl who just dissed you and now says shell still go on te trip with ypu. Obvi shes using you. Wow. Dont take her

RogueWarrior869 23

Monday 9 April 2012 0:43

You arranged the trip so you don't have to take her. I say take someone else and try to have a good time, at least. Honestly, pulling that kind of bitch move, I doubt she'll want to be friends after the trip, anyway.

Pipiopi 0

Friday 13 April 2012 5:11

take someone else

SuzyTurquoiseBlu 25

Sunday 20 May 2012 9:19

I would take her... but then I would also go out and bring home a different hot girl every night then bang her brains out, while my ex listens in the next room. I know two wrongs don't make a right but payback feels so good when its truly warrented. Please make sure you have protection, though.

newburton13 26

Sunday 10 June 2012 16:42

Tell her to go **** herself and take someone else. Take one of your friends or something. Or find another, hotter girl.

Wiitigo 1

Saturday 13 October 2012 22:03

Ok so what you do is plan the whole trip taking someone else and just forget to tell her till you get to the boat or gate to fly there. "Oh didn't I tell you I was taking someone else?" That way she's all pack and no where to go.